1 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:33,120 You know, Junior, thiS is kind of a sentimental moment. 2 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:36,082 Cold River is where I was born, where I was raised. 3 00:00:36,374 --> 00:00:38,709 Everyone I know is here. 4 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:41,170 Got a lot of fond memories of this place. 5 00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:43,881 Fond memories? What're you talkin' about? 6 00:00:44,173 --> 00:00:47,426 Everybody hated ya, your father, your wife, 7 00:00:47,718 --> 00:00:49,428 those horrible neighbors. 8 00:00:51,097 --> 00:00:53,099 You're right. Let's blow this joint! 9 00:00:53,391 --> 00:00:54,308 (ENGINE REVVING) 10 00:00:55,017 --> 00:00:55,977 Yeah! 11 00:00:56,269 --> 00:00:57,395 Whoo-ha! 12 00:00:59,313 --> 00:01:02,733 (ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE PERFORMED BY BRYAN ADAMS) 13 00:01:03,025 --> 00:01:05,570 When the pressure's on and you're all alone 14 00:01:07,905 --> 00:01:09,991 Takin' me right through the danger zone 15 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,829 When the moon is high and the skies are clear 16 00:01:16,998 --> 00:01:20,001 Just show me a sign and we'll be out of here 17 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:23,546 Take me up on a wing and a prayer 18 00:01:24,505 --> 00:01:25,381 Look. 19 00:01:25,673 --> 00:01:26,924 If you need a friend you'll know 20 00:01:28,301 --> 00:01:30,886 I'll be there Yeah 21 00:01:33,598 --> 00:01:35,641 Hound dog howling' out through the night 22 00:01:38,227 --> 00:01:40,396 Eight miles high and I'm doin' all right 23 00:01:42,898 --> 00:01:45,151 Better move over 'cause you're goin' too slow 24 00:01:47,236 --> 00:01:49,447 I feel the need for freedom and now it's time to go 25 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,657 There's a fine line 26 00:01:51,949 --> 00:01:53,743 Between pleasure and pain 27 00:01:55,328 --> 00:01:57,371 Let your conscience be your guide 28 00:01:58,331 --> 00:02:00,041 Till we meet again 29 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:01,626 Yeah 30 00:02:01,917 --> 00:02:05,546 The time has come You can stand or you can run 31 00:02:07,048 --> 00:02:09,634 Don't keep it all inside 32 00:02:10,593 --> 00:02:12,720 You gotta understand 33 00:02:13,012 --> 00:02:15,598 There ain't no second chance 34 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:18,934 No one gets out of here alive 35 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,519 Only the strong survive 36 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:22,772 Whoo 37 00:02:36,494 --> 00:02:39,163 BEN: Well, we're finally here, Mortville. 38 00:02:39,455 --> 00:02:42,750 Take me up on a wing and a prayer 39 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:46,295 if you need someone you know 40 00:02:47,546 --> 00:02:49,423 I'll be there 41 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:54,011 The time has come you can stand or you can run 42 00:02:56,055 --> 00:02:58,599 Don't keep it all inside 43 00:02:59,433 --> 00:03:01,644 You gotta understand 44 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:04,021 There ain't no second chance 45 00:03:04,313 --> 00:03:05,398 (JUNIOR LAUGHING) 46 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:07,942 No one gets out of here alive 47 00:03:08,234 --> 00:03:09,568 Only the strong survive 48 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,781 (JUNIOR CONTINUES LAUGH ING) 49 00:03:14,073 --> 00:03:15,825 Only the strong survive 50 00:03:16,117 --> 00:03:18,619 JUNIOR: Is it the one with the yellow roof? BEN: No. 51 00:03:18,911 --> 00:03:20,287 JUNIOR: Hmm. 52 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:22,623 Is it the one with the purple flowers? 53 00:03:22,915 --> 00:03:24,583 No. 54 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,420 How about the one with the great big sold sign in the front yard? 55 00:03:27,712 --> 00:03:28,504 Bingo! 56 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:30,965 Only the strong survive 57 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:37,847 JUNIOR: Hey, Dad, come on. Let's go! Quick! 58 00:03:38,472 --> 00:03:39,682 Ah! 59 00:03:41,684 --> 00:03:43,561 Oh, my God! 60 00:03:44,478 --> 00:03:46,147 Look at that hunk. 61 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,023 Hubba hubba. 62 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,110 And the realtor says he's single. 63 00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:53,738 ALL: Ah! Single! Single! 64 00:03:54,029 --> 00:03:54,989 What do you think, Junior? 65 00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:58,242 Great. Come on. Quick, Dad! 66 00:03:59,535 --> 00:04:01,746 Whoa! Totally awesome. 67 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:04,749 Radical! 68 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,250 You like it? 69 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,627 Wow! It's fantastic! 70 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:10,880 BEN: Ha-ha! Wait till you see your bedroom. 71 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:14,091 Yee-ha! 72 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:15,593 BEN: Home sweet home! 73 00:04:15,885 --> 00:04:17,428 Yeah, that's right. Ha-ha! 74 00:04:18,846 --> 00:04:21,265 This place is gigantic! 75 00:04:21,557 --> 00:04:23,517 You could play football in here. Oh. 76 00:04:23,809 --> 00:04:26,061 Hit me! I'm open! Here's the bomb. 77 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:29,565 JUNIOR: So here we are, starting our new life. 78 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:32,109 It's nice having a guy who loves me. 79 00:04:32,401 --> 00:04:36,280 Usually, people take one look and run screaming for the hills. 80 00:04:36,572 --> 00:04:39,742 You know, I think me and Dad are gonna do all right together. 81 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,786 Thought you could sneak through a little opening there? 82 00:04:42,077 --> 00:04:44,663 Should I spike you? No, it's illegal to spike kids. 83 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:46,040 Come here, buddy. 84 00:04:46,332 --> 00:04:47,666 It's just you and me, Junior. (DOORBELL RINGS) 85 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,084 Hang on a second, pal. 86 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,628 Somebody's at the door. Aw! 87 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:55,466 Hi. I wanted to welcome you to our little neighborhood, 88 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:57,343 so I, uh, baked you a... 89 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,345 Cherry pie. 90 00:05:00,513 --> 00:05:01,972 Well, that's so sweet. 91 00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:04,308 Look, Junior, she baked us a cherry pie. 92 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,560 How thoughtful. 93 00:05:08,646 --> 00:05:10,439 All right, 1st and 10. 94 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:14,068 Junior, what're you doing? 95 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,237 I want you to apologize to this kind lady. 96 00:05:16,529 --> 00:05:17,363 (SIGH ING) 97 00:05:18,239 --> 00:05:19,198 (LADIES MURMURING) 98 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:22,034 Oh, you're even better looking up close. 99 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:24,745 Excuse me. 100 00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:27,873 (ALL MURMURING) 101 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,960 What? 102 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:35,589 Dad, what about football? 103 00:05:35,881 --> 00:05:37,216 Oh, thank you. We can play later. 104 00:05:37,508 --> 00:05:39,051 Don't you want to meet these wonderful ladies? 105 00:05:39,343 --> 00:05:40,427 Oh, thank you. 106 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:43,848 Out of the way, girls! Oh, thank God, another man! 107 00:05:44,139 --> 00:05:47,351 Another Joe I can talk to... 108 00:05:47,643 --> 00:05:49,728 I'm goin' crazy livin' here. 109 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,898 You know, Mortville, the divorcée capital of the world. 110 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:54,942 (CHUCKLING) 111 00:05:55,234 --> 00:05:56,944 Anyway listen, we're having a little barbecue, so I thought I'd be, you know, 112 00:05:57,236 --> 00:05:59,071 neighborly and invite you to come over. 113 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:02,283 Oh, hey, I'm Aron Burger. I live next door. 114 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:06,287 Oh, yeah, my name is Ben Healy, and, and this is my son, Junior. 115 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:09,540 Hmm. He's a funny-lookin' kid. 116 00:06:09,832 --> 00:06:12,501 Anyway, listen, take this with us, huh. Come on. 117 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:15,462 ARON: Well, neighbor, what do you think of my cooker, huh? 118 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:16,922 It's very large. 119 00:06:17,214 --> 00:06:18,883 Hey, hey! You bet. 120 00:06:19,174 --> 00:06:21,844 Cost me a whole month's paycheck but, ah, you know, it's worth it. 121 00:06:22,136 --> 00:06:23,053 (CHUCKLES) 122 00:06:24,263 --> 00:06:25,431 Oh, I see you're not impressed. 123 00:06:25,723 --> 00:06:27,516 Well, I guess your wife does the cooking for you. 124 00:06:27,808 --> 00:06:29,977 (STUTTERING) No, I'm not married, actually. 125 00:06:30,269 --> 00:06:32,771 We, ah, we broke up. And you got the kid? 126 00:06:33,063 --> 00:06:35,399 Ooh, bad deal. (CHUCKLING) 127 00:06:35,691 --> 00:06:38,235 Did you get screwed! (CHUCKLING) 128 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:40,529 This neighborhood has a move-in fee. 129 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:43,282 You have to give each of us $10. 130 00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:45,159 20 bucks? 131 00:06:45,451 --> 00:06:48,370 I'm not giving you diddly-squat. 132 00:06:48,662 --> 00:06:51,290 Pay us or leave. Eh. 133 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:54,752 And with a 50 to one chick-to-stud ratio in this town, Healy, 134 00:06:55,044 --> 00:06:56,795 you gotta get started, you know? 135 00:06:57,755 --> 00:06:58,923 Dad, can we go? 136 00:06:59,214 --> 00:07:00,883 These people are real dicks. 137 00:07:01,175 --> 00:07:05,137 Well, excuse me, your highness. 138 00:07:05,429 --> 00:07:09,266 I didn't realize that simple little me and my simple little family 139 00:07:09,558 --> 00:07:12,937 weren't good enough for your high and mighty taste. 140 00:07:13,228 --> 00:07:17,691 Hey, maybe I should go inside and slip on my silk tuxedo. 141 00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:21,737 And then we can trot out the champagne and the escargot. 142 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:22,988 (WIND HOWLING) 143 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,325 Junior, try to be polite. We're his guests. 144 00:07:26,951 --> 00:07:27,993 Okay, Dad. 145 00:07:28,911 --> 00:07:30,204 I'm sorry about that. 146 00:07:30,496 --> 00:07:31,664 It's all right. 147 00:07:31,956 --> 00:07:34,583 We've taken a long trip and he's just a little tired. 148 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:37,461 ARON: My girls are the same way. Brats! 149 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:43,384 (GAS LEAKING) 150 00:07:44,802 --> 00:07:47,096 Hey, Healy, go make yourself useful. 151 00:07:47,388 --> 00:07:49,682 Get little more barbecue sauce from the little woman. 152 00:07:49,974 --> 00:07:51,809 Barbecue sauce. Sure thing, neighbor. 153 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:53,811 Ah! 154 00:07:54,395 --> 00:07:55,312 (SQUEAKING) 155 00:07:55,604 --> 00:07:56,480 Ah! 156 00:07:57,648 --> 00:08:00,317 Here's to the start of a beautiful meal. 157 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,821 (GAS LEAKING) 158 00:08:06,824 --> 00:08:07,866 Damn! 159 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:15,207 Ho-ho! This one's not gettin' away. 160 00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:20,921 Gotcha! (EXPLOSION) 161 00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:24,216 (ARON SCREAMING) 162 00:08:36,812 --> 00:08:37,855 Whoa! 163 00:08:49,366 --> 00:08:50,617 My first day of school. 164 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:53,787 I'm so proud of you. You're such a good girl. 165 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:58,876 Junior, now you get out of this car! You are going to school! 166 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:00,961 No way. I'd rather eat a turd. 167 00:09:01,253 --> 00:09:02,629 Ju... Ah! 168 00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:08,552 Junior, third grade is the foundation of a great education. 169 00:09:08,844 --> 00:09:11,430 If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself. 170 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,349 Well, I'm sure, I'll take a couple others down with me. 171 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:19,605 Junior, I am your father and you'll do as I say! 172 00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:20,939 Now, come on! 173 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,609 Get out! (GRUNTING) 174 00:09:27,154 --> 00:09:28,781 Now, look what you've done. 175 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:34,036 Get over here. 176 00:09:34,328 --> 00:09:36,955 Take this. Good-bye and good luck. 177 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,006 (PANTING) 178 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:50,219 It's his first day. He's a little nervous. 179 00:09:59,269 --> 00:10:00,604 It's him. 180 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:07,361 Yiddish! Changing careers was the smartest thing I ever did. 181 00:10:07,653 --> 00:10:10,906 Yes. Oh, yeah, because I love being the principal. 182 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:13,992 Because I hate children. I hate them! 183 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:16,537 Being a principal's great 'cause I hate children. 184 00:10:16,829 --> 00:10:18,956 I bark and they do what I say. 185 00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:21,792 Anything. Crawl around on all fours, they do that. 186 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:23,794 "Would you mind jumping out of the window?" 187 00:10:24,086 --> 00:10:25,754 "Okay, sure, Mr. Principal." 188 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,756 Out they go. Anything. (BUZZER BEEPING) 189 00:10:28,048 --> 00:10:31,426 SECRETARY: Principal Peabody, there's a new student to see you. 190 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,012 Uh, I'll have to call you back. 191 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:38,600 I have to deal with one of the little weenies right now. 192 00:10:38,892 --> 00:10:39,893 Okay, call you back. 193 00:10:41,228 --> 00:10:43,939 Send the little sweetheart in. 194 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,069 Ahhh! 195 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:56,076 Hey, pea brain, what're you doing here? 196 00:10:56,368 --> 00:10:58,912 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 197 00:10:59,204 --> 00:11:02,457 I belong here. You belong in Cold River. 198 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,625 This is Mortville. 199 00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:05,419 What're you doing here? 200 00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:07,754 You're not here. That's it. That's the only answer. 201 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,506 You're not here. (LAUGHS) 202 00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:11,633 You're not here. I'm imagining you. 203 00:11:11,925 --> 00:11:13,510 You're a figment of my imagination. 204 00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:17,723 Well, if I was a figment of your imagination, could I do this? 205 00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:19,850 (FLATULENCE) 206 00:11:20,142 --> 00:11:22,811 Oh! Whoa! 207 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:26,273 Oh, did something crawl in here and die? 208 00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:29,234 (LAUGHS) You, you disgusting kid! 209 00:11:29,526 --> 00:11:32,905 You disgusting, flatulating kid! 210 00:11:33,197 --> 00:11:35,657 Whoa! I just had a new paint job too. 211 00:11:35,949 --> 00:11:37,576 Oh, this is horrible. Ho! 212 00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:39,036 Grade, what grade are you in? 213 00:11:39,328 --> 00:11:40,537 Third. Third? 214 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,789 That means you're here for another four years. 215 00:11:43,081 --> 00:11:43,999 This is a mistake. 216 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,419 This is a big mistake 'cause you are a genius. 217 00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:49,087 You are so intelligent. 218 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:52,674 Anyone who can break wind like that has to have a mind. 219 00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:55,677 So, I'm gonna pass you on to the sixth grade, 220 00:11:55,969 --> 00:11:58,680 and in one year you're gonna be in another school. 221 00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:03,101 But my dad says third grade is the foundation of my education. 222 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,020 Oh, your dad says that. 223 00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:08,899 Your dad is a moron! He's a moron! 224 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:12,277 You know what a moron is? That's what your dad is! 225 00:12:12,569 --> 00:12:14,446 Anyway, you don't belong here. 226 00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:16,490 You belong in the sixth grade. 227 00:12:16,782 --> 00:12:20,452 That's where you are because you are a genius, kid. A genius! 228 00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:27,584 JUNIOR: Sixth grade? Wow! 229 00:12:27,876 --> 00:12:30,337 I should fart in more people's offices. 230 00:12:34,299 --> 00:12:35,217 (DOOR OPENS) 231 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,181 (CLASS GIGGLING) 232 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,268 Oh, no, not another one. 233 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:46,395 How many kids are they gonna make me teach? 234 00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:49,690 Well, get in there and find a seat. 235 00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:51,650 Go ahead, come on, come on. Hustle, small fry. 236 00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:54,820 I'm not gonna have you holdin' up my class all year. Now, let's move it! 237 00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:58,031 Now let's start with a nice easy review 238 00:12:58,323 --> 00:13:01,535 to see how much you underachievers remember from last year. 239 00:13:02,494 --> 00:13:04,579 Polly, what's 17 times 8? 240 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,082 136. Good. 241 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:10,335 Richard, what's 72 divided by negative nine? 242 00:13:10,627 --> 00:13:12,212 Negative eight, sir. Fine. 243 00:13:13,005 --> 00:13:14,131 Murph! 244 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,466 Murph! 245 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:17,801 What's three plus two? 246 00:13:18,093 --> 00:13:19,094 Hmm... 247 00:13:21,596 --> 00:13:23,473 Four. (CLASS LAUGH ING) 248 00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:28,603 Murph, you've been in the sixth grade since I started teaching here. 249 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,398 I really want to get you out this year. Now, please. 250 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,693 Please work with me. What's three plus two? 251 00:13:36,778 --> 00:13:37,779 Nine? 252 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,448 (CLASS JEERING) Hmph! 253 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:42,951 I can see this is gonna be a long year. 254 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:44,953 Five, all right? The answer is five. 255 00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:46,538 You. 256 00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:48,457 What're you saying? 257 00:13:48,749 --> 00:13:50,125 Uh, I said five. 258 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,627 (CLICKING AND SLAPPING) 259 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,504 Dandy! I'm glad somebody's paying attention here. 260 00:13:54,796 --> 00:13:56,131 Polly, pass out the workbooks. 261 00:13:56,423 --> 00:13:58,091 I'm gonna go rummage in the storage closet, 262 00:13:58,383 --> 00:14:00,427 see if I can find something for good ol' Murph. 263 00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:06,433 (DOOR CLOSES) 264 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,574 Who let the baby into the sixth grade? 265 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:25,827 What's in your bag? 266 00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:27,829 (THUMP) Your diapers? 267 00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:29,956 No, my lunch, you pinhead. 268 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,671 Little kid doesn't know who he's talkin' to. 269 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,590 I'm the senior student in this school. 270 00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:41,927 No shit! You've been here since 1970. 271 00:14:42,219 --> 00:14:43,553 Oh, you're gonna hurt! 272 00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:47,182 (HUFFING) 273 00:14:52,771 --> 00:14:55,232 This is your last day of school ever! 274 00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:57,317 (COUGH ING) 275 00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:05,492 (KIDS SCREAMING) 276 00:15:10,747 --> 00:15:12,207 (MUFFLED MOANING) 277 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,094 JUNIOR: Maybe Dad's right. 278 00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:27,055 Maybe Mortville is gonna be a great place to live. 279 00:15:46,741 --> 00:15:47,951 Whoa! Ow! 280 00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:50,078 Good morning, Miss Dumore. 281 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:53,123 They missed a payment. Toss 'em in the street. 282 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:56,251 But, uh... But ma'am, that's a nursing home. They're invalids. 283 00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:59,087 Oh, boo-hoo-hoo. 284 00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:01,256 So, are we all set for that charity ball? 285 00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:03,467 Your tickets are confirmed, but... 286 00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:06,094 Sergio says he needs money for a new tux. 287 00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,472 More money! 288 00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:11,308 I gave him two grand yesterday. 289 00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:14,352 These damn gigolos! 290 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:17,647 Every man in Mortville wants to bleed me dry. 291 00:16:17,939 --> 00:16:21,234 Why can't I just find a good, decent man? 292 00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:23,570 One with integrity. 293 00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:25,697 One with compassion. One with... 294 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,657 Oh, my God. 295 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:29,951 Who's that beefcake? 296 00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,456 I don't know. I suppose he's a customer at the bank. 297 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:35,624 He's with the loan officer... 298 00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:38,043 Out of my way, fat boy. 299 00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:40,170 And you see, that's why I want to start my own business 300 00:16:40,462 --> 00:16:43,423 because I wanna create something out of nothing. 301 00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,300 I don't just wanna take, you know? 302 00:16:45,592 --> 00:16:49,137 I wanna give. I wanna put something back into the community. 303 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:51,848 Oh! 304 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,227 He's incredible, and he's just my type. 305 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:58,772 Smith, I want you to find out everything about this guy 306 00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:01,441 because I think I found myself hubby number seven. 307 00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,287 Hello. Hi. 308 00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:17,123 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 309 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:22,879 BEN: Hey, Junior! 310 00:17:23,171 --> 00:17:25,173 Hey, Dad. So, tell me. 311 00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:26,841 How was your first day at school? 312 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,553 Pretty good. They skipped me three grades. 313 00:17:29,844 --> 00:17:31,054 They skipped you? 314 00:17:31,346 --> 00:17:34,266 That's fantastic! I can't believe it. 315 00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:36,935 See? I told you you'd hit it off here. 316 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:40,397 So, tell me. Did you make any new friends? 317 00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:43,483 JUNIOR: Well, how would you define the word "friend"? 318 00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:45,443 (CREAKING) (GRUNTING) 319 00:17:47,362 --> 00:17:48,280 (SCREAMS) 320 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,157 Mmm. 321 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:52,325 Ow! 322 00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:03,920 Who are you? 323 00:18:04,212 --> 00:18:07,340 I'm Annie Young. I'm the nurse here at Mortville Elementary. 324 00:18:09,009 --> 00:18:10,885 The children are very lucky. 325 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:12,429 (SIGH ING) 326 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,890 Uh. (CLATTERING) 327 00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:18,435 I'm sorry. 328 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,228 It's okay. Ow! Let me get that. Oh, God! 329 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,855 Excuse me. Oh, here, I should... (GIGGLING) 330 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:23,398 (CLEARS THROAT) 331 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:27,110 If you two are done fooling around, maybe we can go home. 332 00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:29,070 Yeah, uh, uh... 333 00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:33,575 Give me a few minutes, Junior. I think the swelling's coming back. 334 00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:34,993 Mmm. 335 00:18:35,577 --> 00:18:37,078 Mmm. 336 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,705 I'll put a compress on that. 337 00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:40,749 Such a good little soldier. 338 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,042 Hmph! 339 00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:45,503 "Give me a few minutes, Junior. 340 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,464 "Give me a few minutes, Junior." 341 00:18:47,756 --> 00:18:50,383 I've been here for an hour! 342 00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:52,594 Who does that nurse think she is? 343 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,473 Hmm... 344 00:18:56,765 --> 00:18:58,933 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 345 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,728 Oh, it's you. Buzz off! 346 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,690 I wouldn't do that if I were you! 347 00:19:05,982 --> 00:19:10,528 If I were you, I wouldn't do a lot of things, like go out in public. (CHUCKLES) 348 00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:12,864 (MARKER SWISHING) 349 00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:14,949 (TRIXIE GRUNTING) 350 00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:17,118 Hi-ya! 351 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,665 Next time you'll listen to me. 352 00:19:30,382 --> 00:19:33,009 LAWANDA: Oh, my God! He's an Adonis. 353 00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:34,678 Look at these stats. 354 00:19:34,969 --> 00:19:38,682 Six feet tall, 185 pounds, 355 00:19:39,516 --> 00:19:40,934 inseam 35 inches. 356 00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:43,395 Oh, sweet Jesus, take me home! 357 00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:44,854 (GASPING) Oh. 358 00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:49,693 What's this thing? His son. 359 00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:51,319 (SIGHS) 360 00:19:53,071 --> 00:19:56,241 "Boy and convicted killer go on joyride"? 361 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,494 "Little league team hospitalized"? 362 00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:04,582 "Union carbide plant explodes"? 363 00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:07,794 This kid's a nightmare. 364 00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:09,087 So, what? 365 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,463 What do you wanna do? Forget the whole thing? 366 00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:11,798 Smith! 367 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:17,137 When someone has a bum leg, you don't shoot the patient. 368 00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:19,764 You just cut off the leg. 369 00:20:23,435 --> 00:20:25,895 And that's why you want a franchise. 370 00:20:26,187 --> 00:20:28,940 But don't wait. Big Ben is the fastest growing... 371 00:20:29,232 --> 00:20:31,025 Hey, it's Big Ben. 372 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,027 BIG BEN: So, pick up that phone and call now. 373 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,865 You know, for just $399 you can get one of my starter kits. 374 00:20:37,157 --> 00:20:39,576 Hey, you'll be on your way to having it all, just like me, 375 00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:40,702 Big Ben Healy. 376 00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:41,786 (BIG BEN LAUGHS) 377 00:20:42,078 --> 00:20:43,121 What's this? 378 00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:44,873 (SIGHS) 379 00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:46,332 Look at this! 380 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,960 What sort of idiot would send grandpa money? 381 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,296 That's my name. (LAUGHS) 382 00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:53,465 The old man's finally lost his mind. 383 00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:55,216 Uh-huh. God. 384 00:20:55,508 --> 00:20:57,427 Junior, I want you to come downstairs. I got a surprise for you. 385 00:20:57,719 --> 00:20:59,512 All right! A surprise! 386 00:20:59,804 --> 00:21:01,431 Where? Where is it? Right down the steps. 387 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:03,850 Now, where is that surprise? 388 00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:05,477 Surprise! 389 00:21:05,769 --> 00:21:06,644 Hi, Junior! 390 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:09,230 I'm Rhoda, your babysitter. 391 00:21:09,522 --> 00:21:11,357 We're gonna be good friends. 392 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,902 Uh, Dad, let's slow this down a minute. 393 00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:16,488 Now, what is going on here? 394 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:20,241 Junior, this is Rhoda, your babysitter. You two are gonna be good friends. 395 00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:22,869 Yeah, I heard that part. But why? 396 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,579 Yoo-hoo. 397 00:21:25,747 --> 00:21:28,124 Because I'm goin' out on a date. 398 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:29,584 Hi, Ben. Hi. 399 00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,002 I'm all ready. 400 00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:34,130 Great, uh, Junior, you remember Debbie Claukinski? 401 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:36,257 How can I forget? 402 00:21:36,549 --> 00:21:38,301 Her pie gave us the runs. 403 00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:41,721 That's not, that's not true. 404 00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:44,349 He's thinking about someone else's pie. 405 00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:48,394 Anyway, uh, we don't wanna be late. I got us reservations at the St. Pierre Club. 406 00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:50,855 Oh! I'm so excited. 407 00:21:51,147 --> 00:21:53,858 My ex-husband never took me to fancy places. 408 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:57,111 Not that I'm the sort of gal who rattles on about her last marriage. 409 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,530 That guy is insanely jealous. 410 00:21:58,822 --> 00:22:00,031 Really? Dad, come on! 411 00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:01,533 Stay here and have fun with me. 412 00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:04,035 Junior, calm down. You're gonna have fun with Rhoda. 413 00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:07,247 Okay, I'm sure you can think of a lot of fun games to play with her, okay? 414 00:22:07,539 --> 00:22:08,456 I'll talk to you later. 415 00:22:10,124 --> 00:22:13,461 TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the wonderful world of pigs. 416 00:22:13,753 --> 00:22:16,756 Dirty, hungry, and always horny. (PIGS GRUNTING) 417 00:22:17,048 --> 00:22:20,552 They're Mother Nature's clowns of the farm world. 418 00:22:20,844 --> 00:22:24,264 Watching these charming critters roll in the mud, 419 00:22:24,556 --> 00:22:28,560 it's hard to believe they have an intelligence as high as some humans. 420 00:22:28,852 --> 00:22:30,019 But it's true. 421 00:22:32,272 --> 00:22:33,773 Good night, Dad. 422 00:22:34,065 --> 00:22:35,066 RHODA: Hey, brat! Put that back! 423 00:22:35,358 --> 00:22:36,401 I'm watching. 424 00:22:36,818 --> 00:22:37,735 Hmm. 425 00:22:42,323 --> 00:22:44,450 JUNIOR: This babysitter sucks. 426 00:22:44,742 --> 00:22:47,662 I gotta get Dad back on track here. 427 00:22:47,954 --> 00:22:51,916 Hmm. I wonder whatever happened to Mr. Claukinski? 428 00:23:00,008 --> 00:23:01,509 (PHONE RINGING) 429 00:23:04,387 --> 00:23:06,014 Hello? 430 00:23:06,306 --> 00:23:09,267 JUNIOR: Are you the guy that was married to Debbie Claukinski? 431 00:23:10,602 --> 00:23:12,896 (SOBS) Yeah, but then she left me. 432 00:23:14,439 --> 00:23:19,986 She took my house and my money and my pride. 433 00:23:20,278 --> 00:23:24,198 Well, I thought you'd like to know that she found herself a new guy, 434 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,618 and they're out at the St. Pierre Club, 435 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:29,120 having fun at your expense. 436 00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:31,372 Who is this? 437 00:23:31,664 --> 00:23:34,042 Just call me a friend. 438 00:23:36,377 --> 00:23:37,712 (PIANO PLAYING) 439 00:23:43,092 --> 00:23:44,552 Oh! 440 00:23:44,844 --> 00:23:46,596 Oh, Ben, this evening is perfect. 441 00:23:46,888 --> 00:23:49,432 Now I know why the Mortville Gazette gave this restaurant three and a half forks. 442 00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:52,518 Hey, excuse me, sir, we have a dress... 443 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:54,479 Let me in here, you fool! 444 00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:58,566 To us... 445 00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:00,818 Tonight. 446 00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:06,783 Ah-ha! 447 00:24:07,075 --> 00:24:10,328 Debbie, you tramp. What are you doing here? 448 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,081 Voytek, I'm a free woman. I can do whatever I want. 449 00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:14,916 I show you! 450 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,584 (CLUNK) Ow! Oh! 451 00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:18,544 Debbie, you leave with me. 452 00:24:18,836 --> 00:24:20,213 Come. We take the bus home. 453 00:24:20,505 --> 00:24:21,965 Like hell I will! 454 00:24:22,256 --> 00:24:23,424 I'm on a date. 455 00:24:24,884 --> 00:24:27,387 You home breaker! 456 00:24:27,929 --> 00:24:29,138 (STRAINING) 457 00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:33,267 Oh, my kidney. 458 00:24:33,935 --> 00:24:35,103 You bully! 459 00:24:36,104 --> 00:24:37,355 (CROWD GASPING) 460 00:24:38,731 --> 00:24:41,442 DEBBIE: Ben, shame on you! 461 00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:42,735 (VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 462 00:24:43,027 --> 00:24:44,862 Laser cannon locked on. 463 00:24:46,364 --> 00:24:47,991 Fire laser cannon. 464 00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:56,541 Finally! Dad's home! 465 00:24:59,002 --> 00:25:00,837 RHODA: Uh, I thought you'd never get here. 466 00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,672 JUNIOR: Who is that weirdo? 467 00:25:02,964 --> 00:25:04,132 Gee, baby, you sure work fast. 468 00:25:04,424 --> 00:25:07,093 Yeah, I got Russian hands and Roman fingers. 469 00:25:07,385 --> 00:25:09,053 Now, where's that master bedroom? 470 00:25:09,345 --> 00:25:11,180 (RHODA PANTING) 471 00:25:11,472 --> 00:25:13,641 Darlin'! (GIGGLING) 472 00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:16,019 Hey, this ain't no motel! 473 00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:17,729 Mind your own beeswax, twerp. 474 00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:19,939 Now, go watch TV or something. 475 00:25:20,231 --> 00:25:21,774 Yeah, what she said. 476 00:25:36,873 --> 00:25:39,542 Oh, Voytek, you were always the best. 477 00:25:39,834 --> 00:25:41,252 Yeah! 478 00:25:43,004 --> 00:25:44,505 So much for my first date. 479 00:25:45,965 --> 00:25:47,592 ( INDISTINCT YELLING) 480 00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:50,595 Oh, now what? 481 00:25:53,806 --> 00:25:55,141 (CHEERING) 482 00:26:12,408 --> 00:26:14,077 Keep it up. My God! 483 00:26:15,578 --> 00:26:16,996 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 484 00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:20,208 Oh, my... 485 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,959 He's still going! Unbelievable! 486 00:26:25,713 --> 00:26:27,298 (LAUGH ING) 487 00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:29,008 Yeah! Go for it. 488 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,718 Healy, that's hot stuff. 489 00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:33,346 Yeah! 490 00:26:35,139 --> 00:26:37,767 Junior, we're new here in this community. 491 00:26:38,059 --> 00:26:41,354 Can't we at least attempt to fit in? 492 00:26:41,646 --> 00:26:43,064 What are you gettin' angry at me for? 493 00:26:43,356 --> 00:26:45,399 I didn't do it. I just watched it. 494 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,194 Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood. 495 00:26:48,486 --> 00:26:50,029 I didn't hear any complaints. 496 00:26:50,321 --> 00:26:51,280 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 497 00:26:51,572 --> 00:26:52,907 Oh! Great. 498 00:26:53,199 --> 00:26:55,201 The evening that wouldn't die. 499 00:26:56,619 --> 00:26:57,578 What? 500 00:26:57,870 --> 00:26:59,247 Hey-hey! 501 00:26:59,539 --> 00:27:01,415 There's two more outside. Grab 'em, huh? 502 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,126 Dad, what are you doing here? 503 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,837 Well, I'm here on my vacation. I thought I'd spend it with you. 504 00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:07,130 Excuse me. 505 00:27:07,421 --> 00:27:08,965 How'd he find us? 506 00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:10,883 Eh, you rascal. 507 00:27:11,175 --> 00:27:12,176 I even brought Nippy. 508 00:27:12,468 --> 00:27:13,594 (WHISTLES) Hey, boy, come here, Nip. 509 00:27:13,886 --> 00:27:14,887 Come on. (GROWLING) 510 00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:18,349 Hey, get this freak off of me. Get! 511 00:27:18,641 --> 00:27:20,393 Now don't scare him for God's sakes. 512 00:27:20,685 --> 00:27:22,145 He's only trying to be friendly. 513 00:27:23,104 --> 00:27:24,438 You know this dog is unbalanced. 514 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,982 JUNIOR: Get him out of here! 515 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:29,152 Stay! (BARKING) 516 00:27:29,443 --> 00:27:30,653 Now, what is going on here? 517 00:27:30,945 --> 00:27:32,113 You never take vacations. 518 00:27:32,405 --> 00:27:35,032 And if you did, you certainly wouldn't spend them with me. 519 00:27:35,783 --> 00:27:37,243 Oh, Little Ben. 520 00:27:37,702 --> 00:27:38,744 Huh. 521 00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:41,122 Little Ben, you're my only son. 522 00:27:42,248 --> 00:27:43,457 Dad, you hate me. 523 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,002 Okay, okay, you figured me out. 524 00:27:46,294 --> 00:27:47,670 I'm not on vacation. I'm broke. 525 00:27:47,962 --> 00:27:49,589 You're what? I'm Chapter 11. 526 00:27:49,881 --> 00:27:52,175 My SNL crashed, my creditors are after me. 527 00:27:52,466 --> 00:27:54,343 I gotta find a place to hide out for a while. 528 00:27:54,635 --> 00:27:56,679 So, why don't you just hide out somewhere else? 529 00:27:56,971 --> 00:27:58,890 And why don't you mind your own damn business, huh? 530 00:27:59,182 --> 00:28:00,433 Nobody asked you a thing. 531 00:28:00,725 --> 00:28:03,269 Wait a minute, you can't be broke. We just saw you on TV. 532 00:28:03,561 --> 00:28:05,354 Oh, that was a big rip-off. 533 00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:07,106 There were no franchises. 534 00:28:07,398 --> 00:28:09,692 Hell, I only sold one starter kit. 535 00:28:09,984 --> 00:28:11,736 No, I gotta find a place to lay low 536 00:28:12,028 --> 00:28:15,198 until this whole Godforsaken thing blows over. 537 00:28:15,489 --> 00:28:19,285 Come on, Little Ben. Do your ol' man a favor. 538 00:28:19,577 --> 00:28:22,121 All those years I spent putting a roof over your head. 539 00:28:22,413 --> 00:28:24,874 Hey, I even bribed that dean to keep you in college, remember? 540 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,042 Huh? 541 00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:27,501 You know something? 542 00:28:28,044 --> 00:28:29,212 You owe me. 543 00:28:32,381 --> 00:28:34,717 Ah, this room is a little small. 544 00:28:35,009 --> 00:28:36,928 Well, it's all we've got. 545 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,930 You can sleep in one of the bunk beds. 546 00:28:39,222 --> 00:28:40,431 Or you can leave. 547 00:28:40,723 --> 00:28:42,850 No, it'll do. 548 00:28:43,142 --> 00:28:44,602 But I get the top bunk. 549 00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:48,272 (BARKING) 550 00:28:57,990 --> 00:28:59,158 (SNORING) 551 00:29:38,948 --> 00:29:40,574 Ah, finally. 552 00:29:48,582 --> 00:29:49,875 (SNORING) 553 00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:58,467 (GRUNTS) 554 00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:09,437 Some educators underestimate the value of civics, 555 00:30:09,729 --> 00:30:11,897 but I say for the growing mind, 556 00:30:12,189 --> 00:30:15,151 there's nothing more important than pride in your city. 557 00:30:16,485 --> 00:30:18,070 This is Highway 39. 558 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:21,866 This is the Mortville Steel Mill. 559 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:28,998 Ah, and this is Mortville's very own Love Rock. 560 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:32,835 When the Dumore family settled this region, they stole it from the Indians. 561 00:30:33,127 --> 00:30:36,047 The Indians claim the rock has magic powers. 562 00:30:36,339 --> 00:30:37,882 What kind of magic? 563 00:30:38,174 --> 00:30:40,092 Well, I don't know, love magic, I guess. 564 00:30:40,384 --> 00:30:43,220 You make a wish and it comes true. At least, that's what they tell the tourists. 565 00:30:43,512 --> 00:30:44,847 (CLASS LAUGHS) 566 00:30:46,766 --> 00:30:48,267 (CLASS LAUGH ING) 567 00:30:54,648 --> 00:30:56,150 Can I get a drink of water? 568 00:30:56,442 --> 00:30:58,402 Uh, yes, you may, but please hurry back. 569 00:30:58,694 --> 00:31:01,572 I've got a great slide of the Rotary Club coming straight up. 570 00:31:01,864 --> 00:31:03,032 STUDENT: (SARCASTICALLY) Oh, great. 571 00:31:34,438 --> 00:31:36,315 Hey, pumpkinhead! 572 00:31:36,607 --> 00:31:38,943 You're gonna wish you never said that! 573 00:31:39,235 --> 00:31:40,736 Oh, yeah? (GASPS) 574 00:31:42,029 --> 00:31:43,531 (SCREAMS) 575 00:31:49,495 --> 00:31:51,247 So, what exactly happened? 576 00:31:51,539 --> 00:31:53,165 I was using the fire hose. 577 00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:54,583 Uh-huh. 578 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,169 And why were you doing this? 579 00:31:57,461 --> 00:32:00,548 I told you, a fire had broken out and I was trying to save the school. 580 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,841 (SIGHS) 581 00:32:03,509 --> 00:32:04,844 Junior, what happened? 582 00:32:05,761 --> 00:32:07,680 Your son saved the school. 583 00:32:07,972 --> 00:32:09,140 He put out a fire. 584 00:32:09,432 --> 00:32:10,474 Ah! 585 00:32:10,766 --> 00:32:13,644 Did anyone ask him how it started, because... 586 00:32:15,813 --> 00:32:17,273 Oh, I'm so sorry. 587 00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:19,442 That's very clumsy of me. It's okay. 588 00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:20,860 Um, listen. 589 00:32:22,903 --> 00:32:26,407 If Junior seems a little troublesome lately, 590 00:32:26,699 --> 00:32:27,783 I wouldn't worry about it a bit. 591 00:32:28,075 --> 00:32:30,244 I mean, he really hasn't made any friends here yet, 592 00:32:30,536 --> 00:32:33,038 so he's probably, uh, a little insecure. 593 00:32:33,956 --> 00:32:35,958 Boy, you really know kids. 594 00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:41,130 Um, Junior and I were gonna get some dinner later, 595 00:32:41,422 --> 00:32:42,798 and I thought maybe, 596 00:32:43,090 --> 00:32:44,675 if you didn't have plans, that you'd... 597 00:32:44,967 --> 00:32:47,219 (GULPS) Care to join us. 598 00:32:47,511 --> 00:32:50,181 Um, no, I can't. 599 00:32:50,473 --> 00:32:52,516 Oh, well... (CLEARS THROAT) 600 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:56,353 Maybe you and I could do something Friday night. 601 00:32:57,104 --> 00:32:58,856 I'd like to, but no. 602 00:33:00,441 --> 00:33:02,318 Uh, Saturday? 603 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:04,069 No, not any night. 604 00:33:05,237 --> 00:33:07,198 I've got a problem. 605 00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:09,200 Excuse me? I can't go out with anyone. 606 00:33:09,492 --> 00:33:11,327 But, but, what if we just had dinner and talked? 607 00:33:11,619 --> 00:33:14,622 Dad, didn't you hear the lady? She's got a problem! 608 00:33:14,914 --> 00:33:17,082 Now, quit bugging her and let's get out of here! 609 00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:19,043 Well, uh, we'd better go. 610 00:33:19,335 --> 00:33:20,711 Uh, anyway... 611 00:33:21,003 --> 00:33:23,672 (CLEARS THROAT) Uh, it was nice talking to you, Miss Young. 612 00:33:23,964 --> 00:33:25,674 Uh, Annie. 613 00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:28,886 It was nice talking to you too, Ben, and Junior. 614 00:33:31,222 --> 00:33:33,140 (BIRDS SQUEALING) 615 00:33:33,432 --> 00:33:35,100 "Can we go out on Friday night? 616 00:33:35,392 --> 00:33:37,770 "Can we go out Saturday night? 617 00:33:38,062 --> 00:33:39,855 "Oh, how about Sunday night?" 618 00:33:40,147 --> 00:33:41,732 What's Dad's problem? 619 00:33:42,024 --> 00:33:44,068 Doesn't he have any pride? 620 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,112 GIRLS: Lemonade! Fresh-squeezed lemonade! 621 00:33:50,366 --> 00:33:53,202 Lemonade! Fresh-squeezed lemonade! 622 00:33:54,036 --> 00:33:55,496 I'll have some lemonade. 623 00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:58,040 Certainly! That'll be two dollars. 624 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,169 But I've only got a quarter. 625 00:34:02,461 --> 00:34:06,048 Then I guess you're going thirsty, loser! 626 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:10,761 Hey, Dolly, there's no more lemonade. Go back and fill it up. 627 00:34:11,053 --> 00:34:12,429 I'm not gonna fill it up. 628 00:34:12,721 --> 00:34:15,641 Why don't you go fill it up? I'm not gonna fill it up. 629 00:34:15,933 --> 00:34:17,977 Why don't you go fill it up? 630 00:34:18,269 --> 00:34:21,772 Hey, Junior, why don't you go back and fill it up? 631 00:34:22,064 --> 00:34:25,234 If you do the work, we might give you a free glass. 632 00:34:25,526 --> 00:34:26,694 Hmm. 633 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:30,239 Okay. I'll go fill it up. 634 00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:43,627 (LIQUID STREAMING IN) 635 00:34:56,557 --> 00:34:57,600 Oh! 636 00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:17,286 There you go, friends. 637 00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:20,122 Hey, you only filled it halfway! 638 00:35:20,414 --> 00:35:21,624 I tried my best. 639 00:35:21,915 --> 00:35:23,125 Well, it's not good enough! 640 00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:26,086 Just for that, you don't get your free glass. 641 00:35:26,378 --> 00:35:28,005 That's okay by me. (GIGGLING) 642 00:35:30,633 --> 00:35:33,761 GIRLS: Lemonade! Fresh-squeezed lemonade! 643 00:35:34,053 --> 00:35:37,514 Boy, oh, boy! It sure is hot. 644 00:35:37,806 --> 00:35:39,975 I'm working up quite a sweat out here. 645 00:35:40,267 --> 00:35:41,310 (EXHALES) 646 00:35:41,602 --> 00:35:45,898 Dolly, Madison, how about a glass of lemonade, huh? 647 00:35:46,190 --> 00:35:48,692 Certainly! That'll be two dollars. 648 00:35:48,984 --> 00:35:50,110 Two dollars? 649 00:35:50,402 --> 00:35:52,404 Two dollars for a glass of lemonade, for me? 650 00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:55,532 Friggin' brats! 651 00:35:57,493 --> 00:35:58,619 Two dollars. 652 00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:01,497 All right, here you go. 653 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,168 Ah! 654 00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:20,474 Mmm! Tangy! 655 00:36:21,642 --> 00:36:22,851 (LAUGH ING) 656 00:36:26,814 --> 00:36:28,649 Hey, Dad, what do you want for dinner tonight? 657 00:36:28,941 --> 00:36:31,652 Macaroni and cheese or fish sticks? 658 00:36:31,944 --> 00:36:35,489 Well, Junior, I'd say I'd love to have the fish sticks but I've got other plans. 659 00:36:35,781 --> 00:36:37,491 But I was making us dinner! 660 00:36:37,783 --> 00:36:40,661 I can see that, but I'm going out to dinner with Emily from down the street. 661 00:36:41,745 --> 00:36:43,455 Am I gonna get another babysitter? 662 00:36:43,747 --> 00:36:45,874 No, don't be silly! No more babysitters. 663 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:48,085 For you, we got something better! 664 00:36:48,377 --> 00:36:50,379 Grandpa! Stick 'em! Stick 'em! Stick 'em! 665 00:36:50,671 --> 00:36:53,716 Ah! They don't make fighters like they used to. 666 00:36:54,007 --> 00:36:56,009 No, boy, nobody's hungry anymore. 667 00:36:56,552 --> 00:36:57,594 See? 668 00:36:59,138 --> 00:37:01,306 Dad, don't go out on another date. 669 00:37:01,598 --> 00:37:02,933 You already had one. 670 00:37:03,225 --> 00:37:04,810 Yeah, but it didn't work out. 671 00:37:05,102 --> 00:37:07,646 Junior, how am I gonna find us a new mom if I don't keep looking? 672 00:37:07,938 --> 00:37:09,565 But we don't need a new mom. 673 00:37:09,857 --> 00:37:12,109 Things were great when it was just you and me. 674 00:37:12,401 --> 00:37:14,737 I mean, we already got stuck with him. 675 00:37:15,028 --> 00:37:18,240 Junior, I'm going out on a date tonight, okay? 676 00:37:19,575 --> 00:37:20,743 I'm going to go get cleaned up. 677 00:37:21,034 --> 00:37:22,995 Let me know if you hear the doorbell. 678 00:37:23,287 --> 00:37:25,831 Don't worry, you'll hear it. 679 00:37:26,123 --> 00:37:27,708 (GET READY PERFORMED BY THE TEMPTATIONS) 680 00:37:36,258 --> 00:37:37,676 I never met a girl 681 00:37:37,968 --> 00:37:40,971 Who makes me feel the way that you do 682 00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:43,265 You're all right 683 00:37:43,557 --> 00:37:46,351 Whenever I'm asked who makes my head reel 684 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:49,938 I say that you do You're out of sight 685 00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:54,276 So fee-fi-fo-fum 686 00:37:54,568 --> 00:37:57,988 Look out, baby, 'cause here I come 687 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,657 And I'm bringing you a love that's true 688 00:38:00,949 --> 00:38:05,120 So get ready, so get ready 689 00:38:05,412 --> 00:38:07,790 I'm gonna try to make you love me too 690 00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:10,876 So get ready, so get ready 691 00:38:11,168 --> 00:38:12,753 Get ready 'cause here I come 692 00:38:13,045 --> 00:38:14,505 Get ready 'cause here I come 693 00:38:14,797 --> 00:38:16,590 I'm on my way 694 00:38:21,595 --> 00:38:22,971 Okay, girls! 695 00:38:25,057 --> 00:38:26,642 We've got work to do. 696 00:38:37,945 --> 00:38:38,987 (DOORBELL RINGS) 697 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,330 Ah! Ben! 698 00:38:48,622 --> 00:38:49,706 I'm sorry. 699 00:38:49,998 --> 00:38:53,836 I'm suddenly not feeling very well. 700 00:38:54,127 --> 00:38:57,881 I think I just caught that flu 701 00:38:58,173 --> 00:39:01,552 that's been going around, okay? 702 00:39:01,844 --> 00:39:02,886 (EXCLAIMS) 703 00:39:14,314 --> 00:39:16,650 (SNICKERING) 704 00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:20,320 So, the little monster screwed you over again, huh? 705 00:39:20,612 --> 00:39:21,405 (CHUCKLES) 706 00:39:21,697 --> 00:39:23,532 Maybe I was too strong with him. 707 00:39:23,824 --> 00:39:27,077 Ever since I started dating these women, he's become so insecure. 708 00:39:27,369 --> 00:39:28,662 BIG BEN: Insecure? 709 00:39:28,954 --> 00:39:32,499 Little Benny's paranoid, he's jealous, and he's dangerous! 710 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:35,252 What are you saying? 711 00:39:35,544 --> 00:39:38,505 I'm saying leave him by the side of the road and run! 712 00:39:38,797 --> 00:39:42,175 Dad, that's a cop-out. The boy just wants to know he's loved. 713 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:45,929 I'm sure if I devote more time to him, he'll be better. 714 00:39:46,221 --> 00:39:48,432 JUNIOR: Finally, Dad gets the point. 715 00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:50,517 Good-bye, ladies! 716 00:39:52,019 --> 00:39:53,437 (WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY) 717 00:39:57,649 --> 00:39:58,609 Hey, dog face! 718 00:40:00,068 --> 00:40:01,737 Ha! I knew you'd look. 719 00:40:04,907 --> 00:40:06,658 TEACHER: No running in the hall! 720 00:40:10,412 --> 00:40:11,830 JUNIOR: Oh, darn! 721 00:40:12,122 --> 00:40:13,832 TRIXIE: Nah-nah-nah! 722 00:40:14,124 --> 00:40:15,459 You can't come in here! 723 00:40:18,879 --> 00:40:21,256 JUNIOR: The bitch must die! 724 00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:33,685 Oh, shoot! She tricked me again. 725 00:40:33,977 --> 00:40:36,313 I wish I had half the brains she does. 726 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:39,816 Well, there's always tomorrow. 727 00:40:41,151 --> 00:40:42,903 (DOOR OPENING) 728 00:40:43,195 --> 00:40:44,029 (DOOR CLOSING) 729 00:40:44,321 --> 00:40:45,864 That guy's pathetic. 730 00:40:46,949 --> 00:40:47,991 (GRUNTS) 731 00:40:49,743 --> 00:40:51,745 Ah-ha! Ah! 732 00:40:52,037 --> 00:40:54,790 You're gonna wish you'd never been born! 733 00:40:55,082 --> 00:40:56,792 Ooh, I'm really scared! 734 00:40:57,084 --> 00:41:00,337 I'm being threatened by the Ty-D-Bol girl! 735 00:41:00,629 --> 00:41:02,506 Now, why have you been bugging me? 736 00:41:02,798 --> 00:41:03,757 Mmm! 737 00:41:04,049 --> 00:41:07,427 I'll bug whoever I want. This is my school! 738 00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,637 Says who? 739 00:41:08,929 --> 00:41:10,555 Me and my M-80. 740 00:41:12,474 --> 00:41:13,475 (GASPS) 741 00:41:15,268 --> 00:41:16,144 Ahhh! 742 00:41:16,436 --> 00:41:17,229 Ahhh! (LAUGH ING MANIACALLY) 743 00:41:17,521 --> 00:41:18,814 You're insane! 744 00:41:20,691 --> 00:41:21,858 (FLUSH) Let's get out of here! 745 00:41:22,401 --> 00:41:23,735 BOTH: Ahhh! 746 00:41:25,362 --> 00:41:27,030 (REAL WILD CHILD PERFORMED BY IGGY POP) 747 00:41:27,322 --> 00:41:30,158 I'm just outta school like I'm real, real cool 748 00:41:30,450 --> 00:41:31,576 Got to dance like a fool 749 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:35,122 Got the message that I've found me a wild one 750 00:41:35,414 --> 00:41:37,958 Out of my way! I can't hold this one until recess! 751 00:41:39,876 --> 00:41:41,795 Gonna break it loose 752 00:41:42,087 --> 00:41:44,673 Oh, this is gonna feel so good. 753 00:41:46,925 --> 00:41:47,926 (EXPLOSION) 754 00:41:52,305 --> 00:41:54,433 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 755 00:41:54,725 --> 00:41:57,936 Clearance sale! Big clearance sale! 756 00:41:58,228 --> 00:42:00,731 Well, well, well, what do we got here? 757 00:42:01,023 --> 00:42:02,774 You girls selling your daddy's old clothes? 758 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:04,151 Huh? (CHUCKLES) 759 00:42:04,443 --> 00:42:06,153 Look at this! 760 00:42:06,445 --> 00:42:08,155 Silk shirt for a dime. 761 00:42:09,322 --> 00:42:11,366 And a suit for a quarter? 762 00:42:11,658 --> 00:42:13,035 You know, I had one like this. 763 00:42:13,326 --> 00:42:14,661 I paid two grand for it. I... 764 00:42:15,829 --> 00:42:17,205 Hey, wait a minute. 765 00:42:17,497 --> 00:42:20,292 Wait a... Nippy! 766 00:42:20,584 --> 00:42:23,045 Nippy, what the hell are you doing here? (DOG BARKING) 767 00:42:24,296 --> 00:42:26,048 They're selling you for a nickel! 768 00:42:27,466 --> 00:42:28,592 You little crooks! 769 00:42:28,884 --> 00:42:30,010 Where'd you get this stuff? 770 00:42:30,302 --> 00:42:32,095 We have wholesalers. 771 00:42:32,387 --> 00:42:35,057 The hell you do. This is all mine! 772 00:42:35,348 --> 00:42:36,308 No, it's not! 773 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,561 Junior sold us the whole package for $10! 774 00:42:39,853 --> 00:42:42,481 He did, did he? Well, we'll see about that! 775 00:42:43,565 --> 00:42:46,401 Ah, finally I get some room in here. 776 00:42:47,069 --> 00:42:48,612 You little psycho! 777 00:42:48,904 --> 00:42:50,906 This time you've gone too far! 778 00:42:51,198 --> 00:42:52,657 Eh, shut your trap! 779 00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:56,578 You're an evil boy and you've gotta learn to respect your elders. 780 00:42:56,870 --> 00:43:00,624 If your old man won't teach you some manners, by God, I will! 781 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:02,375 Oh, yeah? 782 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,044 We'll see about that! 783 00:43:05,253 --> 00:43:06,546 (GRUNTING) 784 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,302 "Huh, huh, huh" my ass! 785 00:43:13,512 --> 00:43:14,596 Whoa! 786 00:43:14,888 --> 00:43:16,473 Ahhh! (JUNIOR LAUGHS) 787 00:43:18,975 --> 00:43:21,144 BEN: Hey, buddy! You ready to go? 788 00:43:21,436 --> 00:43:22,938 Sure, but where? 789 00:43:23,230 --> 00:43:25,690 It's a surprise. I've got a whole fun day planned for us, come on. 790 00:43:25,982 --> 00:43:27,359 All right, let's go! 791 00:43:30,612 --> 00:43:32,948 Junior, have you seen your grandfather lately? 792 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,325 Last time I saw him, he was going out. 793 00:43:38,078 --> 00:43:40,247 Ben! Little Ben! 794 00:43:41,498 --> 00:43:42,749 Help, Little Ben. 795 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,085 Help me! 796 00:43:45,377 --> 00:43:47,337 Whoa, oh, oh, oh! 797 00:43:47,629 --> 00:43:48,839 (GROANING) 798 00:44:07,232 --> 00:44:08,191 (GRUNTING) 799 00:44:09,526 --> 00:44:12,737 Benjamin Healy, time to meet your future. 800 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:17,325 Help me! Help me! 801 00:44:17,617 --> 00:44:18,994 What is that man doing? 802 00:44:19,786 --> 00:44:21,454 I'm Big Ben Healy. 803 00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:22,789 I live here! 804 00:44:23,081 --> 00:44:24,332 You live in that tree? 805 00:44:24,624 --> 00:44:25,500 (CHUCKLES) 806 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:27,252 Maybe he's Ben Healy's father. 807 00:44:27,544 --> 00:44:29,254 Shut up! I knew that. 808 00:44:29,546 --> 00:44:31,631 Now move it! Get him down from there. 809 00:44:34,342 --> 00:44:36,428 Whoa! Ah! 810 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,596 (CLANGING) 811 00:44:37,888 --> 00:44:39,306 Whoa! (JUNIOR CHEERING) 812 00:44:40,432 --> 00:44:41,308 All right! 813 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,351 Hey, Junior, this is for you. 814 00:44:43,643 --> 00:44:45,395 Thanks, Dad. You're welcome. 815 00:44:45,687 --> 00:44:47,063 This is great. 816 00:44:47,355 --> 00:44:50,817 First it's a water park, then a ball game, and now it's a carnival. 817 00:44:51,109 --> 00:44:54,487 Well, buddy, I just realized that you and I haven't been spending enough time together. 818 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,740 Dad, I'm glad it's just you and me. 819 00:44:57,032 --> 00:44:57,991 Yeah. 820 00:44:58,283 --> 00:45:00,202 Wow! Look at that cool ride! 821 00:45:00,493 --> 00:45:01,995 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 822 00:45:04,331 --> 00:45:06,541 Can I go on it? Sure, pal, that's why we're here. 823 00:45:08,376 --> 00:45:10,045 MAN: This ride is over! 824 00:45:15,175 --> 00:45:18,094 Whoa, slow down, dude, you can't go on this ride. 825 00:45:18,386 --> 00:45:19,471 Why not? 826 00:45:19,763 --> 00:45:21,598 'Cause you've gotta be as tall as the tentacle. 827 00:45:26,603 --> 00:45:28,813 But it's only a millimeter! 828 00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:30,941 Get out of here! You're holding up my line. 829 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,069 Thanks a lot. 830 00:45:35,904 --> 00:45:38,031 Oh, I'm sorry, Junior. Maybe next year. 831 00:45:38,323 --> 00:45:40,533 Look, you wanna go on the munchkin ride? 832 00:45:41,743 --> 00:45:44,412 No munchkin ride, okay. Um... 833 00:45:44,704 --> 00:45:47,415 Hey, how about a candy apple? Would you like a candy apple? 834 00:45:47,707 --> 00:45:48,875 I'll be right back. 835 00:45:50,961 --> 00:45:55,382 Aw! The little baby couldn't get on the ride? 836 00:45:56,174 --> 00:45:57,634 What's the matter? 837 00:45:57,926 --> 00:46:01,221 They afraid you'll go pee-pee in your diapers? 838 00:46:02,472 --> 00:46:03,390 (LAUGHS) 839 00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,101 (GRUNTS) 840 00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:10,689 MAN: Hey, you little creep! 841 00:46:12,774 --> 00:46:14,609 Hey, shrimp! 842 00:46:14,901 --> 00:46:17,821 It must be tough being a little shrimp boat! 843 00:46:18,113 --> 00:46:19,531 (LAUGHS) MAN: Tickets. 844 00:46:21,241 --> 00:46:22,158 (GASPS) 845 00:46:26,955 --> 00:46:28,290 (LAUGHS) 846 00:46:31,334 --> 00:46:34,421 Are you ready for fun? 847 00:46:35,046 --> 00:46:37,757 ALL: Yes! 848 00:46:38,049 --> 00:46:42,220 Yeah? Well, you'd better hang on tight because you're about to experience 849 00:46:42,512 --> 00:46:44,973 the Crazy Dance! 850 00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:47,892 (CROWD CHEERING) 851 00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,336 This is pansy speed. 852 00:47:14,627 --> 00:47:16,296 Come on. Pump it up! Pump it up! Pump it up! 853 00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:18,465 Whoo! 854 00:47:19,799 --> 00:47:22,886 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 855 00:47:29,309 --> 00:47:30,435 MURPH: Whoo! 856 00:47:44,574 --> 00:47:46,076 (ALL SCREAM ING) 857 00:47:50,872 --> 00:47:52,290 Ahhh! 858 00:48:05,345 --> 00:48:06,846 TRIXIE: I'm gonna puke! 859 00:48:10,016 --> 00:48:12,060 I'm gonna barf! I'm gonna barf! 860 00:48:39,671 --> 00:48:40,797 Oh, please, no. 861 00:48:51,850 --> 00:48:53,059 Whoa! 862 00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:32,724 Junior, why do you do these things to me? 863 00:49:33,016 --> 00:49:34,976 I thought we moved here to start over. 864 00:49:35,268 --> 00:49:36,895 People told me you were a problem child. 865 00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:38,146 I said they were wrong. 866 00:49:38,438 --> 00:49:41,983 I said, you just needed a chance to succeed. 867 00:49:42,275 --> 00:49:44,944 We don't have a normal life, especially me. 868 00:49:45,236 --> 00:49:48,490 I can't even go out on a date without something terrible happening. 869 00:49:48,781 --> 00:49:50,158 Well, maybe you shouldn't go out. 870 00:49:50,450 --> 00:49:54,412 Junior, just because I interact with another human being, 871 00:49:54,704 --> 00:49:57,790 doesn't mean that I love you any less. Can't you see that? 872 00:49:59,459 --> 00:50:00,793 Well, I suppose. 873 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:02,504 Suppo... All right, that's a start. 874 00:50:02,795 --> 00:50:04,881 That's fine, we can build on that. 875 00:50:05,173 --> 00:50:06,799 I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. 876 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:09,928 I promise you that I'll always be there for you, 877 00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:13,264 but you've gotta promise me that you're going to be good from now on. 878 00:50:13,556 --> 00:50:15,475 Okay, I promise. See, that was a little too fast. 879 00:50:15,767 --> 00:50:16,851 "Okay, I promise," you've got to think about it. 880 00:50:17,143 --> 00:50:18,811 It's not just an empty promise. 881 00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,773 This is a pact between you and me 882 00:50:22,065 --> 00:50:25,568 to regain some of the trust we used to have, okay? 883 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:27,362 So what do you say? 884 00:50:27,654 --> 00:50:30,740 Are you gonna improve so that I can be right when I brag about you 885 00:50:31,032 --> 00:50:34,744 to all my friends and tell them that I got the greatest kid there ever was? 886 00:50:36,412 --> 00:50:37,789 Sure. 887 00:50:38,081 --> 00:50:39,415 I'll be better. 888 00:50:42,752 --> 00:50:44,003 That-a-boy. 889 00:50:57,475 --> 00:50:59,477 What happened to our house? 890 00:51:00,895 --> 00:51:02,397 Surprise! 891 00:51:02,689 --> 00:51:04,607 Dad, what've you done? Nothing! 892 00:51:04,899 --> 00:51:08,152 The credit for this miracle goes to one special lady! 893 00:51:08,444 --> 00:51:09,404 Ha-ha! 894 00:51:09,696 --> 00:51:11,698 Ta-da! Ha-ha-ha. 895 00:51:13,199 --> 00:51:15,577 I don't understand. Is she a maid? 896 00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:18,246 Yeah, "Maid to order"! 897 00:51:18,788 --> 00:51:20,456 (LAUGHS) 898 00:51:20,748 --> 00:51:25,670 Benjamin, it's such a pleasure to have new blood movin' into our town. 899 00:51:25,962 --> 00:51:28,548 On behalf of everyone at Dumore Bank, 900 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,676 Dumore Pharmaceuticals, and Dumore Strip Mining, 901 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:34,637 I just want to extend to you this little old welcome. 902 00:51:35,847 --> 00:51:38,224 I'm Lawanda Dumore. 903 00:51:38,516 --> 00:51:41,436 (STUTTERING) You did all this because I opened up a checking account? 904 00:51:41,728 --> 00:51:44,188 Oh, well, you're a very special customer. 905 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,565 (CLATTERING) 906 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:47,233 JUNIOR: Oops! 907 00:51:48,735 --> 00:51:49,902 BEN: Oh, Junior! 908 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:52,155 Oh, that's all right. It's only dirt. 909 00:51:52,447 --> 00:51:54,073 I'll have that up in a jiffy. 910 00:51:54,782 --> 00:51:55,783 (WHIRRING) 911 00:51:59,495 --> 00:52:00,496 (BIG BEN CHUCKLING) 912 00:52:01,831 --> 00:52:04,500 I'm sorry. Junior can be a little clumsy at times. 913 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:06,961 Oh, ho, that's all right. 914 00:52:07,253 --> 00:52:09,505 Why, without compassion and understanding, 915 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:11,466 what kind of world would we be living in? 916 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,302 Right, sweetie? 917 00:52:14,594 --> 00:52:16,763 Just try to pull one stunt, 918 00:52:17,055 --> 00:52:20,016 and I'll cut you off at the knees and bury you alive. 919 00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:24,771 She's an incredible woman. 920 00:52:25,063 --> 00:52:26,898 Yeah, you haven't heard the best part. 921 00:52:27,190 --> 00:52:29,317 She's worth $50 million. 922 00:52:29,609 --> 00:52:30,568 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 923 00:52:33,196 --> 00:52:34,489 LAWANDA: I am so sorry. 924 00:52:34,781 --> 00:52:37,325 I just completely lost track of the time. 925 00:52:38,076 --> 00:52:39,786 I've gotta run. 926 00:52:40,078 --> 00:52:43,956 I've got a meeting with some cockamamie shareholder grievance committee. 927 00:52:44,248 --> 00:52:47,126 But we should get together for dinner real soon. 928 00:52:47,418 --> 00:52:49,671 I could cook us up something special. 929 00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,048 Well, sure, that would be nice, Miss Dumore. 930 00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:55,551 Oh, no. Lawanda. 931 00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,303 Lawanda. 932 00:52:57,595 --> 00:52:58,554 (CLEARS THROAT) 933 00:52:59,347 --> 00:53:00,682 (MUMBLING) Go on. 934 00:53:05,019 --> 00:53:06,020 Bye-bye! 935 00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:17,240 5-0-0-0-0-0-0-ooh! Ooh! 936 00:53:17,532 --> 00:53:18,491 (LAUGHS) 937 00:53:18,783 --> 00:53:19,784 50 million! 938 00:53:32,463 --> 00:53:34,132 Lawanda, it smells so great in there. 939 00:53:34,424 --> 00:53:35,383 You sure you don't need any help? 940 00:53:35,675 --> 00:53:37,927 Oh, no, Benjamin. 941 00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:40,555 You just stay down here and relax. 942 00:53:40,847 --> 00:53:42,515 I'm taking care of everything. 943 00:53:42,807 --> 00:53:43,891 Okay. 944 00:53:49,605 --> 00:53:53,067 JUNIOR: I know I promised Dad I wouldn't hurt Lawanda. 945 00:53:53,359 --> 00:53:55,486 But I never said the dog couldn't. 946 00:54:02,201 --> 00:54:04,454 You're falling into a trance. 947 00:54:04,746 --> 00:54:06,789 Your eyes are getting heavy. 948 00:54:07,081 --> 00:54:09,542 You can't move a muscle. 949 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:13,379 When you wake up, you'll be thinking of one thing, 950 00:54:13,671 --> 00:54:15,381 destroy Lawanda. 951 00:54:16,215 --> 00:54:17,967 She is your enemy. 952 00:54:18,259 --> 00:54:21,179 She is like a cat, but uglier. 953 00:54:21,471 --> 00:54:23,431 (DOG WHINING) You want to bite her butt off 954 00:54:23,723 --> 00:54:26,934 and scare her away, so she'll never come back. 955 00:54:27,727 --> 00:54:29,479 When I clap my hands, 956 00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:33,399 you'll come out of the trance and do whatever I say. 957 00:54:34,567 --> 00:54:35,693 One... 958 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,612 Two... 959 00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:38,905 Three... 960 00:54:41,741 --> 00:54:44,535 One, two, three. 961 00:54:48,247 --> 00:54:49,207 Nippy? 962 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,125 Nippy? 963 00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:52,794 Hey, Nip, come on. 964 00:54:53,085 --> 00:54:54,837 Uh-oh. Nippy? BIG BEN: Nippy? 965 00:54:56,589 --> 00:54:58,007 Nippy, where are ya? 966 00:54:58,883 --> 00:54:59,884 (WHISTLING) 967 00:55:02,804 --> 00:55:04,096 (SQUEALING) 968 00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:13,439 What have you been up to? 969 00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:16,400 None of your business. You're not my mother. 970 00:55:16,692 --> 00:55:18,903 You are a mean little boy. 971 00:55:19,195 --> 00:55:21,656 Now go on up to your room and change your clothes. 972 00:55:21,948 --> 00:55:24,826 I will not have an unkempt boy at my table. 973 00:55:25,117 --> 00:55:26,160 Your table? 974 00:55:26,911 --> 00:55:28,037 Get! Ah! 975 00:55:33,584 --> 00:55:34,627 (SQUISHING) 976 00:55:34,919 --> 00:55:36,045 (GASPS) 977 00:55:38,256 --> 00:55:39,340 Clowns! 978 00:55:40,591 --> 00:55:42,969 I hate clowns! 979 00:55:44,512 --> 00:55:47,849 This woman is bustin' my balls! 980 00:55:49,308 --> 00:55:52,395 Hey, guys, what are you doing for dinner tonight? 981 00:55:58,109 --> 00:56:01,529 I would like to make a toast to a terrific lady, 982 00:56:01,821 --> 00:56:04,866 who has made us feel so welcome in our new town, 983 00:56:05,157 --> 00:56:06,367 who has fixed up our house, 984 00:56:06,659 --> 00:56:09,078 and cooked us this incredible feast. 985 00:56:09,370 --> 00:56:11,122 BIG BEN: Here, here! To Lawanda. 986 00:56:11,414 --> 00:56:13,207 BIG BEN: To Lawanda. To Lawanda. 987 00:56:13,624 --> 00:56:14,542 Hmm! 988 00:56:15,293 --> 00:56:17,295 That is so sweet. 989 00:56:17,587 --> 00:56:19,714 Well, I hope y'all enjoy this. 990 00:56:20,006 --> 00:56:22,884 I had my staff compile their favorite recipes. 991 00:56:23,175 --> 00:56:24,802 BIG BEN: Well, I, for one, am famished. 992 00:56:25,094 --> 00:56:26,596 So let's eat, huh. 993 00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:28,055 (CHUCKLING) 994 00:56:28,723 --> 00:56:29,807 Yeah. 995 00:56:37,023 --> 00:56:38,149 (SIGHS) 996 00:56:52,663 --> 00:56:56,709 What in the hell is in this salad? 997 00:56:57,001 --> 00:56:58,461 It's blue cheese. 998 00:57:02,381 --> 00:57:03,966 BIG BEN: Oh, my God! 999 00:57:05,468 --> 00:57:08,429 All right. Come on. Get Lawanda! Ha-ha! 1000 00:57:09,055 --> 00:57:10,139 Oh! 1001 00:57:12,141 --> 00:57:14,602 This salad is infested! 1002 00:57:14,894 --> 00:57:16,020 (LAWANDA SHRIEKING) 1003 00:57:16,312 --> 00:57:17,229 Oh, my God! 1004 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:18,648 (LAUGHS) 1005 00:57:20,107 --> 00:57:21,525 Get it, get it! 1006 00:57:23,235 --> 00:57:24,737 BEN: This is a plague! 1007 00:57:27,114 --> 00:57:28,282 Yeah! 1008 00:57:28,574 --> 00:57:29,408 All right! 1009 00:57:32,703 --> 00:57:33,788 BEN: Lawanda, I'm coming! 1010 00:57:36,874 --> 00:57:38,167 (SCREAMING) 1011 00:57:53,766 --> 00:57:54,809 BEN: Junior, you failed me. 1012 00:57:55,101 --> 00:57:57,853 But, Dad, I swear, she hates me. 1013 00:57:58,145 --> 00:58:00,606 We had a deal, and you let me down. 1014 00:58:00,898 --> 00:58:02,608 She's different from all the others. 1015 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:04,944 Lawanda is bad. 1016 00:58:05,236 --> 00:58:07,405 Junior, you think all women are bad. 1017 00:58:07,697 --> 00:58:09,448 That poor woman has nothing but good intentions. 1018 00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:13,035 She made us dinner tonight and this is how you pay her back? 1019 00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:15,538 I am really disappointed in you. 1020 00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:18,082 I don't think I'll ever be able to trust you again. 1021 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,626 (SIGHS) 1022 00:58:27,425 --> 00:58:30,219 Benjamin, I hope you weren't too harsh on him. 1023 00:58:30,511 --> 00:58:31,929 I think I've failed as a father. 1024 00:58:32,221 --> 00:58:34,682 Oh, no, not at all. 1025 00:58:34,974 --> 00:58:37,601 There's just only so much you can handle. 1026 00:58:37,893 --> 00:58:40,146 A father's good for some things, 1027 00:58:40,438 --> 00:58:43,149 but you need a mother for emotional guidance. 1028 00:58:43,441 --> 00:58:45,901 Values. Morality. 1029 00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:50,281 Perhaps I should talk to the boy. 1030 00:58:50,573 --> 00:58:53,075 Well, yeah, that might be... Good. 1031 00:58:57,496 --> 00:58:59,623 Listen here, you little monster. 1032 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,501 I am mightier than you are. 1033 00:59:02,793 --> 00:59:06,464 And I always get what I want, so back off. 1034 00:59:06,756 --> 00:59:10,760 Because whether you like it or not, I am gonna marry your daddy. 1035 00:59:11,677 --> 00:59:13,054 And when I do, 1036 00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:15,473 you're gonna be on the first plane to boarding school... 1037 00:59:16,098 --> 00:59:17,433 In Baghdad! 1038 00:59:18,726 --> 00:59:21,103 Dad, you gotta believe me. She said Baghdad! 1039 00:59:21,395 --> 00:59:24,356 Forget it, Junior. You have no credibility anymore. 1040 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:27,985 Now let's just see if we can get through this evening like a normal family, 1041 00:59:28,277 --> 00:59:30,613 without anything bizarre happening, okay? 1042 00:59:31,155 --> 00:59:32,114 Come on. 1043 00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:33,908 Come here, look at the chart. 1044 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,786 I got 15 gold stars this semester. 1045 00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:40,623 So, do you have anything nice to show me? 1046 00:59:40,915 --> 00:59:43,751 Sure, just the usual stuff. There's my desk. 1047 00:59:51,801 --> 00:59:54,053 And here's my science project. 1048 00:59:54,345 --> 00:59:55,763 I'm innocent! I'm innocent! 1049 00:59:56,055 --> 00:59:57,098 (GURGLING) 1050 00:59:57,389 --> 00:59:58,265 (CHUCKLES) 1051 01:00:00,017 --> 01:00:02,019 Oh, and there's my teacher, Mr. Thorn. 1052 01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:03,938 Mom, this is Mr. Thorn. 1053 01:00:04,230 --> 01:00:06,899 She's doing very well. Awfully good. 1054 01:00:07,191 --> 01:00:08,484 MR. PEABODY: Attention, parents. 1055 01:00:08,776 --> 01:00:11,445 Please take your seats for tonight's special program, 1056 01:00:11,737 --> 01:00:13,280 "Salute to Democracy." 1057 01:00:13,572 --> 01:00:16,283 Because, you know, it's like democracy and we're saluting it. 1058 01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:18,661 (PIANO PLAYING) 1059 01:00:21,831 --> 01:00:23,207 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 1060 01:00:31,757 --> 01:00:34,218 Hello, Sam. Hello, Baldy. 1061 01:00:34,510 --> 01:00:37,054 Sure is great to see all those parents out there tonight. 1062 01:00:37,346 --> 01:00:38,389 It sure is. 1063 01:00:38,681 --> 01:00:39,598 (SQUAWKING) 1064 01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:41,142 You can't do that to me! 1065 01:00:41,433 --> 01:00:42,434 (SQUABBLING) 1066 01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:43,602 What are ya... 1067 01:00:43,894 --> 01:00:44,770 Oh! What are you... 1068 01:00:45,062 --> 01:00:46,313 Oh, oh! 1069 01:00:49,692 --> 01:00:53,612 JUNIOR: Sorry about the delay, folks, but we are experiencing technical difficulties. 1070 01:00:53,904 --> 01:00:56,240 TRIXIE: Yeah, I had to scratch my balls. 1071 01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,076 (LAUGH ING) 1072 01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:01,328 JUNIOR: Hey, I didn't know eagles had balls. Oh, my God. 1073 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,122 TRIXIE: Yeah, I'm a "ball eagle." Excuse me. 1074 01:01:03,414 --> 01:01:06,167 JUNIOR: Hey, did you know I can fart The Star-Spangled Banner? 1075 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:08,043 TRIXIE: Really? Okay. 1076 01:01:08,627 --> 01:01:09,879 Junior, no! 1077 01:01:11,672 --> 01:01:13,549 Ahhh! (SCREAMS) 1078 01:01:17,469 --> 01:01:18,596 Who are you? 1079 01:01:18,888 --> 01:01:20,347 Who the hell are you? 1080 01:01:21,473 --> 01:01:22,933 Trixie! 1081 01:01:23,225 --> 01:01:25,102 Trixie, I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes. 1082 01:01:25,394 --> 01:01:27,730 Why did you do this? Mom! 1083 01:01:28,022 --> 01:01:32,610 But, Mom, those kids won't let me be part of the puppet show. 1084 01:01:33,569 --> 01:01:35,696 That's no excuse for... 1085 01:01:35,988 --> 01:01:37,948 Come on. We are going right now. 1086 01:01:42,453 --> 01:01:43,704 Great show, huh, Dad? 1087 01:01:43,996 --> 01:01:45,706 I was saving you a seat. 1088 01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:47,166 (GRUNTS) 1089 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:49,460 Annie? 1090 01:01:50,211 --> 01:01:51,295 Annie! 1091 01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:53,088 Nurse! 1092 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,010 Hey, hang on! Wait! 1093 01:01:58,302 --> 01:02:01,180 Look, Annie, will you wait? 1094 01:02:01,472 --> 01:02:03,974 Look, I understand completely what you're going through. 1095 01:02:04,266 --> 01:02:05,476 You couldn't possibly. 1096 01:02:05,768 --> 01:02:07,937 Well, I do, believe me, you know, we could help each other. 1097 01:02:08,229 --> 01:02:09,355 Just forget it. 1098 01:02:09,647 --> 01:02:12,274 Trixie consumes my entire life, I mean... 1099 01:02:12,566 --> 01:02:14,526 I don't have room for anything else. 1100 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:29,583 JUNIOR: Boy, that girl sure showed them. 1101 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:34,296 Who would've thought that sweet nurse would have such a crazy daughter? 1102 01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:39,009 BEN: What a mess. I have to get Junior a mother. 1103 01:02:39,301 --> 01:02:43,347 Annie would be perfect. She's smart and sweet and pretty and loving. 1104 01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:46,475 And it would be great to have a nurse on call 24 hours a day. 1105 01:02:48,227 --> 01:02:50,771 On the other hand, Lawanda will go out with me. 1106 01:02:54,608 --> 01:02:57,695 BIG BEN: Oh, God, please let him marry that rich broad. 1107 01:02:58,988 --> 01:03:00,614 'Cause I really need the money. 1108 01:03:01,824 --> 01:03:02,825 (SIGH ING) 1109 01:03:03,117 --> 01:03:05,035 Oh, I gotta get out of this house. 1110 01:03:05,327 --> 01:03:06,870 My son's a loser, 1111 01:03:07,162 --> 01:03:09,123 my dog is vanished, 1112 01:03:09,415 --> 01:03:12,084 and that punk Junior is the devil come to life. 1113 01:03:17,214 --> 01:03:19,341 Nippy! You've come back! 1114 01:03:20,551 --> 01:03:23,137 And I thought you abandoned me. 1115 01:03:24,471 --> 01:03:26,181 I should have known better. 1116 01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:28,642 (CHUCKLES) 1117 01:03:28,934 --> 01:03:32,563 Because you'll always stand by my side, won't ya, huh? 1118 01:03:33,188 --> 01:03:34,773 (CHUCKLES) 1119 01:03:35,065 --> 01:03:37,568 Yeah, you're my one true friend. 1120 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,951 Nippy, what the hell happened to you? 1121 01:03:55,794 --> 01:03:58,255 I'm... I'm losing my mind. 1122 01:03:58,547 --> 01:04:00,090 Junior's getting worse. 1123 01:04:00,382 --> 01:04:02,885 We can't even figure out what he did to that dog. 1124 01:04:03,177 --> 01:04:06,180 Benjamin, I'm gonna be blunt. 1125 01:04:06,472 --> 01:04:08,557 Your child is in a state of emergency. 1126 01:04:08,849 --> 01:04:09,808 But I'm doing my best. 1127 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,895 Oh, Benjamin, it is not your fault. 1128 01:04:13,187 --> 01:04:18,025 You're a fine man, but one lone individual 1129 01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:21,111 just cannot do this job. 1130 01:04:21,403 --> 01:04:24,281 Your child needs two parental figures. 1131 01:04:26,575 --> 01:04:28,535 (GULPING) Lawanda. 1132 01:04:28,827 --> 01:04:29,828 Yes? 1133 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,086 I'd like to ask you a question. 1134 01:04:40,381 --> 01:04:42,800 Junior. Hey, Dad, what's up? 1135 01:04:43,092 --> 01:04:44,843 I've got some family news for you. 1136 01:04:45,135 --> 01:04:46,720 What, is Big Ben moving out? 1137 01:04:47,012 --> 01:04:48,013 No, no, I'm not talking... 1138 01:04:48,305 --> 01:04:50,307 Junior, listen to me. This is important. I, uh... 1139 01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:53,560 (CLEARS THROAT) I've made a decision. 1140 01:04:53,852 --> 01:04:56,146 I'm, I'm going to marry Lawanda. 1141 01:04:56,438 --> 01:04:57,731 But, Dad, she hates me! 1142 01:04:58,023 --> 01:05:00,526 She doesn't hate... That's ridiculous. Look. 1143 01:05:00,818 --> 01:05:02,945 She wants what's best for you. 1144 01:05:03,237 --> 01:05:04,738 She wants to make us a home. 1145 01:05:05,030 --> 01:05:07,783 But, Dad, she's gonna destroy everything. 1146 01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:10,244 Three men living together in a house is, is a mess. 1147 01:05:10,536 --> 01:05:11,829 It's unnatural. 1148 01:05:12,121 --> 01:05:15,249 Plus, I feel she's a woman of strong moral fiber. 1149 01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:18,127 She'll be a good influence over us, especially you. 1150 01:05:18,419 --> 01:05:20,087 You're making a big mistake! 1151 01:05:20,379 --> 01:05:22,965 I am a grown-up and I will do anything I wanna do! 1152 01:05:23,257 --> 01:05:25,467 And on Saturday I'm gonna marry Lawanda! 1153 01:05:25,759 --> 01:05:26,969 (HORN HONKING) 1154 01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:31,557 Benjamin, we got a jillion things to do. 1155 01:05:31,849 --> 01:05:33,851 Caterers, invitations. 1156 01:05:34,143 --> 01:05:36,603 And a 1:00 appointment for a blood test. 1157 01:05:36,895 --> 01:05:38,522 I'll be right there, sweetheart. 1158 01:05:38,814 --> 01:05:41,066 Tell your grandpa I'll be back in a couple of hours, and then we'll talk. 1159 01:05:41,358 --> 01:05:42,276 Okay? 1160 01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:07,050 Excuse me, sonny, we're from the animal control unit. 1161 01:06:07,342 --> 01:06:10,179 There's a local rabies scare. We're lookin' for any strange animals. 1162 01:06:10,471 --> 01:06:13,307 Well, Nippy has been acting a little funny lately. 1163 01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:15,350 Hmm, you better let us see him. 1164 01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:17,227 Okay. 1165 01:06:20,898 --> 01:06:23,108 Not now. Come on. 1166 01:06:27,821 --> 01:06:28,864 Here you go. 1167 01:06:29,156 --> 01:06:29,990 What the hell happened here? 1168 01:06:30,282 --> 01:06:32,075 I don't know, but it sure ain't rabies. 1169 01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:35,412 Nippy's lost his spunk. Can you do anything for him? 1170 01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:36,580 Maybe. 1171 01:06:40,918 --> 01:06:42,503 What kind of diet has this little guy been on? 1172 01:06:42,794 --> 01:06:45,380 Diet? We just feed him table scraps. 1173 01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:46,632 Uh-huh! 1174 01:06:46,924 --> 01:06:48,133 Think we found the problem. 1175 01:06:48,425 --> 01:06:50,719 Why don't you come with us? 1176 01:06:51,011 --> 01:06:53,514 Time like this, there's only one thing you can count on. 1177 01:06:57,601 --> 01:06:59,353 Chow Down. Chow Down? 1178 01:06:59,645 --> 01:07:01,188 That's right, sonny. Chow Down. 1179 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,233 Now in three delicious flavors, beef, chicken and horse. 1180 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:06,026 Mmm-mmm! 1181 01:07:06,318 --> 01:07:08,278 Rich meaty flavor. 1182 01:07:08,570 --> 01:07:12,491 All simmered in a delicious home-style gravy. 1183 01:07:12,783 --> 01:07:15,452 BOTH: Mmm. What dog could resist? 1184 01:07:16,787 --> 01:07:18,539 Come and get it! 1185 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:22,751 Wow! Look at him chow down! 1186 01:07:23,043 --> 01:07:25,921 You bet, and wait till you see how shiny his coat gets. 1187 01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:27,214 (FLATULENCE) 1188 01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:33,053 Glad we could be of assistance. 1189 01:07:33,345 --> 01:07:35,472 Come on, pal. Let's get back to work. 1190 01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:41,603 Hey, what's in that little black box? 1191 01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:43,730 Ah, you don't wanna mess with that. 1192 01:07:44,022 --> 01:07:45,983 That's blood test from a rabid dog. 1193 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:50,737 Hmm. Blood tests, huh? 1194 01:07:51,029 --> 01:07:52,239 (DOG WHINING) 1195 01:07:52,531 --> 01:07:53,949 LAB TECHNICIAN: Healy, Benjamin. 1196 01:07:54,783 --> 01:07:56,034 Looks fine to me. 1197 01:07:57,828 --> 01:07:59,454 And who's next? 1198 01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:01,498 Dumore, Lawanda. 1199 01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:03,500 Again. 1200 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:04,751 Okay. 1201 01:08:08,714 --> 01:08:09,798 Whoa! 1202 01:08:13,802 --> 01:08:15,304 Hello, operator! 1203 01:08:15,596 --> 01:08:18,599 Give me the county health department. No! This is an emergency! 1204 01:08:21,018 --> 01:08:21,935 Oh! 1205 01:08:22,227 --> 01:08:24,104 WOMAN: It's darling, Lawanda! 1206 01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:26,064 LAWANDA: Oh, my goodness! 1207 01:08:26,356 --> 01:08:29,776 You all are the best friends a girl could ever have. 1208 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:33,030 Oh, Lawanda, you're always the most beautiful bride. 1209 01:08:33,322 --> 01:08:34,239 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1210 01:08:37,326 --> 01:08:39,453 MAN: Excuse me, ma'am, is Ms. Dumore here? 1211 01:08:39,745 --> 01:08:40,996 Oh, my Lord! 1212 01:08:41,288 --> 01:08:42,748 Somebody hired strippers! 1213 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,458 (CROWD CHEERING) 1214 01:08:47,419 --> 01:08:48,795 You want me? 1215 01:08:51,715 --> 01:08:53,050 Come and get me. 1216 01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:55,594 She's already foamin' at the mouth. Better move fast. 1217 01:08:58,263 --> 01:08:59,765 Here we go. It's gonna be all right. 1218 01:09:00,057 --> 01:09:01,850 You boys are playing rough! Everything's going to be all right. 1219 01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:03,310 What are you two doing? 1220 01:09:03,602 --> 01:09:05,812 From the county board of health, ma'am. You have rabies. 1221 01:09:06,104 --> 01:09:07,230 What? 1222 01:09:07,522 --> 01:09:09,274 You cannot do this to me. 1223 01:09:10,692 --> 01:09:13,904 I am rich! I am powerful! 1224 01:09:14,196 --> 01:09:16,782 I do not have rabies! 1225 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,576 BEN: Lawanda? 1226 01:09:20,327 --> 01:09:22,287 How are you feeling? 1227 01:09:22,579 --> 01:09:23,789 How am I feelin'? 1228 01:09:24,081 --> 01:09:26,875 How am I feelin'? I'm tied to a bed! 1229 01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,835 Well, maybe this picture will cheer you up. 1230 01:09:32,798 --> 01:09:35,425 You know, I think maybe this is a little too much excitement for Lawanda. 1231 01:09:35,717 --> 01:09:37,719 Why don't we clear the room? Give her a little quiet time. 1232 01:09:38,011 --> 01:09:40,305 Okay, bye, Lawanda. Come on, Dad, let's go. 1233 01:09:40,597 --> 01:09:43,100 No, sonny, your dad means we should go. 1234 01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,144 All of us. (WHISTLES) 1235 01:09:47,062 --> 01:09:48,647 Come on. 1236 01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:50,774 BIG BEN: Give the lovebirds a chance to be alone, huh. 1237 01:09:51,066 --> 01:09:52,484 Here, sweetheart. This might cheer you. 1238 01:09:52,776 --> 01:09:54,903 Oh, here, why don't I, I'll put this over here. 1239 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:56,905 You know, I talked to Father Flanagan 1240 01:09:57,197 --> 01:09:59,366 and he said there's no need to rush into these things. 1241 01:09:59,658 --> 01:10:01,576 I mean, if there's a problem, we can push back the ceremony. 1242 01:10:01,868 --> 01:10:06,415 Benjamin, I do not like being patronized! 1243 01:10:06,707 --> 01:10:09,209 I don't care if we have to roll this gurney down the aisle! 1244 01:10:10,919 --> 01:10:13,547 Tomorrow, we are gettin' married. 1245 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:19,594 Big Ben's Sporting Goods is embarking on a major expansion. 1246 01:10:19,886 --> 01:10:22,472 Yeah, we're about to come into a huge cash infusion. 1247 01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:24,433 (CHUCKLES) 1248 01:10:25,809 --> 01:10:28,645 WOMAN: Please try and be reasonable. Don't do it. 1249 01:10:28,937 --> 01:10:30,939 I swear you're important to me. 1250 01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:32,399 MAN: I've made my decision! 1251 01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:35,819 When I die, I want people to remember me. 1252 01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:38,613 And after tonight's plastic surgery, 1253 01:10:38,905 --> 01:10:40,031 I'm gonna be someone, 1254 01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:43,577 because I'm gonna have the biggest nose in the world. 1255 01:11:04,806 --> 01:11:06,850 (LOUD PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) 1256 01:11:14,065 --> 01:11:16,818 This place is awfully loud. You sure you wanna eat here? 1257 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:19,112 Of course. You know pizza's my favorite food. 1258 01:11:19,404 --> 01:11:21,990 It is? Oh, fine. 1259 01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:25,118 Hello, uh, we'd like a table for... 1260 01:11:26,328 --> 01:11:28,538 Annie? Ben? 1261 01:11:32,626 --> 01:11:36,880 JUNIOR: Maybe I'm gettin' soft, but I just had the craziest idea. 1262 01:11:37,172 --> 01:11:38,340 (TRAIN WHISTLING) 1263 01:11:39,966 --> 01:11:41,301 (ANNIE GIGGLING) 1264 01:11:41,593 --> 01:11:43,929 So then Dad dropped his pants on live TV. 1265 01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:45,764 Of course, he lost the election. 1266 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,349 Here's a campaign picture. 1267 01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:49,643 What're you jerks doing? 1268 01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:52,687 I was supposed to have dinner with my mom. 1269 01:11:52,979 --> 01:11:55,732 Quit yappin' and let 'em have a good time. 1270 01:11:56,024 --> 01:11:57,943 Everybody smile for your complimentary photograph. 1271 01:11:58,235 --> 01:11:59,694 Say "Pizzariffic." 1272 01:12:03,698 --> 01:12:05,909 Smile for your complimentary photograph. 1273 01:12:08,912 --> 01:12:10,497 Oh, boy, baby! 1274 01:12:10,789 --> 01:12:13,333 When you're with me, it's first class all the way. 1275 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:16,461 You notice how we went to the restaurant, they let us right in? 1276 01:12:16,753 --> 01:12:17,629 We didn't have to wait. 1277 01:12:17,921 --> 01:12:19,422 It's not like the restaurants you go to, 1278 01:12:19,714 --> 01:12:21,299 where you have to talk into the clown's face. 1279 01:12:21,591 --> 01:12:22,759 It's not like that at all. 1280 01:12:23,051 --> 01:12:26,137 Later on, we'll go home and I'll put on the Zorro outfit. 1281 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,681 Ha-ha! 1282 01:12:27,973 --> 01:12:31,309 Well, here's to an evening we'll never forget. 1283 01:12:35,397 --> 01:12:36,773 It's them! Who? 1284 01:12:37,065 --> 01:12:39,442 It's him and it's her, and they're together! 1285 01:12:39,734 --> 01:12:42,571 And he has this flatulence problem and he's eating a pizza, 1286 01:12:42,863 --> 01:12:45,031 and it's her and they're together! Hey, it's Peabody. 1287 01:12:45,323 --> 01:12:48,702 I hate that guy. He's got such a grating voice. 1288 01:12:48,994 --> 01:12:50,328 Yeah. 1289 01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:51,997 I'll shut him up. 1290 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:56,751 Oh! Oh, here, let me. 1291 01:12:57,043 --> 01:12:58,461 Terrible kids! Just terrible. (KIDS LAUGHING) 1292 01:12:58,753 --> 01:12:59,713 MR. PEABODY: Oh, I'm sorry. 1293 01:13:00,005 --> 01:13:02,007 Hey, that's pretty good. Let me try. 1294 01:13:05,677 --> 01:13:08,555 You rotten kids! You should be locked in cages! 1295 01:13:10,015 --> 01:13:11,641 You can't talk to them like that. 1296 01:13:11,933 --> 01:13:16,646 Screw you, pal! I can talk about anybody however I want! 1297 01:13:18,815 --> 01:13:19,858 (GASPS) Ha-ha! 1298 01:13:31,536 --> 01:13:32,495 (GRUNTS) 1299 01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:37,417 Hey! 1300 01:13:45,091 --> 01:13:46,092 (GRUNTS) Yeah! 1301 01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:50,513 (GROANS IN DISGUST) 1302 01:13:51,848 --> 01:13:54,017 Oh, two can play at this game! 1303 01:13:54,643 --> 01:13:55,602 (GASPS) 1304 01:13:56,770 --> 01:13:58,563 Let's get 'em! 1305 01:14:17,332 --> 01:14:18,541 Keep it moving. Come on! Let's go! 1306 01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:20,293 Hey, quit pushin'! It wasn't our fault. 1307 01:14:20,585 --> 01:14:22,170 I got hit in the head with an egg. 1308 01:14:22,462 --> 01:14:24,589 Just get out of here! And, you can never come back to Pizzariffic again! 1309 01:14:24,881 --> 01:14:27,050 Oh, that's a big loss. Yeah, we said "no olives." 1310 01:14:27,342 --> 01:14:29,928 Ah, did everybody get enough to eat? (LAUGHS) Yeah. 1311 01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:32,097 Annie, you look like you could use some dessert. 1312 01:14:32,389 --> 01:14:34,182 No, I mean it. Right around here. 1313 01:14:35,308 --> 01:14:36,893 Your dad's pretty funny. 1314 01:14:37,185 --> 01:14:38,812 He takes after me, you know. 1315 01:14:39,104 --> 01:14:42,023 Junior, I'm sorry I hit you with a fire hose. 1316 01:14:42,315 --> 01:14:45,819 That's okay. I'm sorry I made you barf on the Crazy Dance. 1317 01:14:46,111 --> 01:14:47,320 (CHUCKLES) 1318 01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:50,699 Right in her face. 1319 01:14:51,866 --> 01:14:54,244 You know, I think your dad likes my mom. 1320 01:14:54,536 --> 01:14:55,829 Normally when a guy does that, 1321 01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:58,748 I run him over with a car or knock him down the stairs. 1322 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,792 I gotta look out for her. 1323 01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:04,462 But your dad, he doesn't bug me that much. 1324 01:15:04,754 --> 01:15:07,507 You know, your mom doesn't bother me that much either. 1325 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,385 Pals? 1326 01:15:11,845 --> 01:15:12,887 Pals. 1327 01:15:14,681 --> 01:15:15,974 (SIREN WAILING) 1328 01:15:22,814 --> 01:15:23,940 (SIGHS) 1329 01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:27,527 Oh, my, my arms. 1330 01:15:28,778 --> 01:15:30,321 My arms are free. 1331 01:15:33,366 --> 01:15:34,659 Oh, my Lord. 1332 01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:37,454 What's wrong with my face? 1333 01:15:40,331 --> 01:15:41,708 What is this? 1334 01:15:50,467 --> 01:15:51,468 Oh. 1335 01:15:53,553 --> 01:15:54,679 Oh. 1336 01:15:55,263 --> 01:15:56,181 Oh! 1337 01:15:59,184 --> 01:16:01,853 (SCREAMING) I'm Pinocchio! 1338 01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:13,323 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1339 01:16:15,325 --> 01:16:17,368 Good, you made it. 1340 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,163 Yeah, why'd you want me to come over so late? 1341 01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:23,333 You know how you said you liked my dad? Yeah. 1342 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,293 I have the weirdest idea. (SNORING) 1343 01:16:25,585 --> 01:16:27,879 I think our parents should get married! 1344 01:16:28,171 --> 01:16:30,340 What are you talking about? 1345 01:16:30,632 --> 01:16:32,634 Your dad's already taken. 1346 01:16:32,926 --> 01:16:36,721 Well, you know, he might be having a slight change of plans. 1347 01:16:37,013 --> 01:16:38,598 (NIPPY GROWLING) 1348 01:16:41,601 --> 01:16:43,686 Oh, great! Big Ben's up. 1349 01:16:45,313 --> 01:16:46,606 Who are you? 1350 01:16:46,898 --> 01:16:48,775 And you should be in bed. 1351 01:16:49,067 --> 01:16:50,610 Rested up for tomorrow's wedding. 1352 01:16:50,902 --> 01:16:52,612 There ain't gonna be no wedding. 1353 01:16:52,904 --> 01:16:56,825 I made Lawanda so ugly, no one's gonna want to marry her. 1354 01:16:57,117 --> 01:16:59,577 Lawanda Dumore is the key to my financial comeback. 1355 01:16:59,869 --> 01:17:01,037 And nobody, 1356 01:17:01,329 --> 01:17:03,873 nobody is gonna stand in my way. 1357 01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:06,876 Nippy, where'd you go? 1358 01:17:07,168 --> 01:17:09,587 Looks like this guy's gonna be a problem. 1359 01:17:09,879 --> 01:17:12,715 No, he's not. Let's get him! 1360 01:17:13,007 --> 01:17:14,008 Yeah! 1361 01:17:15,009 --> 01:17:16,177 Oh! Ah! 1362 01:17:18,054 --> 01:17:19,222 Ahhh! Yeah! 1363 01:17:19,931 --> 01:17:20,890 (GROANING) 1364 01:17:21,808 --> 01:17:22,892 Ahhh! 1365 01:17:29,399 --> 01:17:30,942 I'm really tired. 1366 01:17:32,443 --> 01:17:34,195 Ah, come on. Don't wuss out. 1367 01:17:34,487 --> 01:17:36,865 This is the only way to get our parents together. 1368 01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:38,449 Now come on! 1369 01:17:49,627 --> 01:17:53,381 Whoa! So much bigger than it looked in Mr. Thorn's slide. 1370 01:17:53,965 --> 01:17:54,924 Huh. 1371 01:17:58,261 --> 01:18:00,305 TRIXIE: So, how do ya start this thing? 1372 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:03,641 I don't know. Guess you just make a wish. 1373 01:18:03,933 --> 01:18:08,062 Oh, mighty Love Rock, we come to you today to ask a big favor. 1374 01:18:08,354 --> 01:18:12,358 We got these two parents and we want them to fall in love and get married, 1375 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:15,737 so I don't get stuck with that bitch, Lawanda. 1376 01:18:16,029 --> 01:18:19,490 I hope this isn't asking too much, but you're a magic rock, 1377 01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:22,118 so you're probably used to these things. 1378 01:18:22,911 --> 01:18:23,912 Please help us. 1379 01:18:52,941 --> 01:18:54,234 Oh, Annie. 1380 01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:03,201 All right, Junior, get up! 1381 01:19:03,493 --> 01:19:06,246 It's a big day. Today you get yourself a mom. 1382 01:19:07,247 --> 01:19:08,706 (PHONE RINGING) 1383 01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:11,960 Has Junior ever run away before? 1384 01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:13,461 Uh, no. 1385 01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:15,129 (STUTTERING) It's this wedding thing. It's got him upset. 1386 01:19:15,421 --> 01:19:17,048 I'm sorry he had to drag Trixie into this. 1387 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:19,676 Oh, don't let Trixie off the hook that easily. 1388 01:19:19,968 --> 01:19:22,136 I mean, she's usually responsible for her share of the action. 1389 01:19:22,428 --> 01:19:25,348 Maybe, but I know Junior, he can be the biggest menace who ever lived. 1390 01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:29,394 Whoa! Maybe he was a nuisance in that little town you're from, 1391 01:19:29,686 --> 01:19:31,104 but now you're in Mortville, 1392 01:19:31,396 --> 01:19:33,273 and around here Trixie runs the show. 1393 01:19:33,564 --> 01:19:36,734 Look, she's an amateur. Nobody has caused the amount of destruction Junior has. 1394 01:19:39,862 --> 01:19:42,615 I don't know. I guess this is a stupid thing to argue about. 1395 01:19:46,828 --> 01:19:48,288 ANNIE: There they are. 1396 01:20:03,428 --> 01:20:05,930 Aw, will you look at that. 1397 01:20:06,222 --> 01:20:08,266 Hey, guys, good morning! 1398 01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:12,937 Hey! 1399 01:20:13,229 --> 01:20:15,565 The Love Rock worked. 1400 01:20:15,857 --> 01:20:17,317 Up and at 'em, Junior. Let's go. 1401 01:20:17,608 --> 01:20:18,651 Attaboy. 1402 01:20:23,531 --> 01:20:24,490 (SIGH ING) 1403 01:20:24,782 --> 01:20:27,660 So, um, do you need a ride home? 1404 01:20:27,952 --> 01:20:30,580 No, I think we're going to take a little walk 1405 01:20:30,872 --> 01:20:32,123 and have a little talk. 1406 01:20:32,415 --> 01:20:35,585 Besides, you've probably got millions of things to do today. 1407 01:20:35,877 --> 01:20:37,920 Yeah, I guess I do have plans. 1408 01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:41,632 So, um, see ya. 1409 01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,236 Typical Little Ben, you always wait the last damn minute. 1410 01:21:02,528 --> 01:21:04,906 Hey, Dad, don't you wanna go see Lawanda? 1411 01:21:05,198 --> 01:21:06,574 No, Junior, there's a tradition. 1412 01:21:06,866 --> 01:21:09,118 The groom is not allowed to see the bride before the ceremony. 1413 01:21:09,410 --> 01:21:11,871 But, but... But, but, my ass! 1414 01:21:12,163 --> 01:21:14,540 Beat it, we're busy. 1415 01:21:14,832 --> 01:21:19,796 JUNIOR: Oh, no! If Dad doesn't see Lawanda's big schnoz, I'm screwed! 1416 01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,301 (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) 1417 01:21:48,991 --> 01:21:49,992 (SIGHS) 1418 01:22:10,596 --> 01:22:11,639 Oh! 1419 01:22:12,765 --> 01:22:13,850 SMITH: Miss Dumore! 1420 01:22:16,352 --> 01:22:17,395 BIG BEN: You all right, darlin'? 1421 01:22:17,687 --> 01:22:19,188 Dad, look at her face! 1422 01:22:21,983 --> 01:22:23,192 Hey, what happened? 1423 01:22:24,902 --> 01:22:26,571 Thought you had me licked, huh? 1424 01:22:26,863 --> 01:22:31,242 Well, it's amazing what $382,000 worth of last-minute double-overtime 1425 01:22:31,534 --> 01:22:33,119 plastic surgery can do! 1426 01:22:35,413 --> 01:22:37,582 Benjamin, what's the hold up? 1427 01:22:37,874 --> 01:22:39,667 Uh, uh... Fine. 1428 01:22:41,335 --> 01:22:42,295 BIG BEN: Come on. Sit down, kid. 1429 01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:45,840 Hit it, Padre! 1430 01:22:49,635 --> 01:22:52,138 Dearly beloved, we are gathered today 1431 01:22:52,430 --> 01:22:53,723 on this day of joy, 1432 01:22:54,015 --> 01:22:55,600 to unite these two wonderful people. 1433 01:22:55,892 --> 01:22:56,726 No! 1434 01:22:57,018 --> 01:22:58,352 Dad, don't do it! 1435 01:22:58,644 --> 01:23:01,022 Go for it, Little Ben! Make me proud, ah! 1436 01:23:05,109 --> 01:23:06,819 (SIGHING) We are gathered together 1437 01:23:07,111 --> 01:23:08,404 on this day of joy 1438 01:23:08,696 --> 01:23:11,115 to unite you two wonderful peo... (HORN HONKING) 1439 01:23:16,454 --> 01:23:18,080 Who the hell is that? 1440 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:19,999 That's my pal, Trixie! 1441 01:23:23,544 --> 01:23:24,921 (HORN HONKING) 1442 01:23:28,424 --> 01:23:29,926 I hate children! 1443 01:23:31,010 --> 01:23:33,095 They ruin everything! 1444 01:23:33,387 --> 01:23:37,600 If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the Earth! 1445 01:23:40,937 --> 01:23:41,812 (NEIGHING) 1446 01:23:42,104 --> 01:23:43,105 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1447 01:23:48,277 --> 01:23:49,320 Yeah! 1448 01:23:49,612 --> 01:23:51,239 (TRIXIE LAUGH ING MANIACALLY) 1449 01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:52,365 Junior! 1450 01:23:54,742 --> 01:23:55,868 All right! 1451 01:24:01,082 --> 01:24:02,083 Nippy! 1452 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:03,918 (NIPPY GROWLING) Oh, God! 1453 01:24:10,883 --> 01:24:12,260 No, Ms. Dumore! No! 1454 01:24:15,972 --> 01:24:17,848 I command you to stop! 1455 01:24:21,018 --> 01:24:23,604 Trixie! You come down here right this minute! 1456 01:24:25,106 --> 01:24:26,607 Uh! 1457 01:24:26,899 --> 01:24:30,027 Oh my, how many times have I told you not to operate heavy machinery? 1458 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:31,821 Annie! 1459 01:24:32,113 --> 01:24:35,116 Ben, I am so sorry. I couldn't stop her. 1460 01:24:35,408 --> 01:24:38,160 We ruined your whole wedding. This wedding was meant to be ruined. 1461 01:24:38,452 --> 01:24:40,371 Ben... Annie, you're the one I want. 1462 01:24:42,081 --> 01:24:43,082 What? 1463 01:24:46,419 --> 01:24:48,421 Yeah! We did it! 1464 01:24:49,505 --> 01:24:52,008 What in the hell are you doin'? 1465 01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:54,427 You got to go back and scrape your lovely bride off the ground. 1466 01:24:54,719 --> 01:24:56,721 Dad! I don't wanna marry Lawanda! 1467 01:24:57,013 --> 01:24:58,097 I've found someone else. 1468 01:24:58,389 --> 01:24:59,932 Who cares what you've found? 1469 01:25:00,224 --> 01:25:02,602 Lawanda Dumore is a gold mine. She's worth millions. 1470 01:25:02,893 --> 01:25:05,021 Look, Dad, if you like her so much, you marry her! 1471 01:25:05,313 --> 01:25:06,814 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 1472 01:25:07,106 --> 01:25:08,733 Yeah! (CHUCKLES) 1473 01:25:09,025 --> 01:25:09,984 Why not? 1474 01:25:17,074 --> 01:25:18,200 Thanks, buddy. 1475 01:25:18,492 --> 01:25:21,329 Dad, I wouldn't have done it for anyone else. 1476 01:25:23,581 --> 01:25:24,957 (BARKING) 1477 01:25:25,249 --> 01:25:26,292 (STRAINING) 1478 01:25:26,584 --> 01:25:27,668 Here, let me help you. 1479 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:28,836 One... 1480 01:25:29,128 --> 01:25:31,047 (GRUNTING) Two, three! 1481 01:25:31,339 --> 01:25:32,715 (SOBBING) 1482 01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:35,217 Whoa! 1483 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:37,762 Let me help you. 1484 01:25:38,054 --> 01:25:39,639 Not you, dummy! 1485 01:25:39,930 --> 01:25:40,973 LAWANDA: Oh! Ow! 1486 01:25:41,265 --> 01:25:42,975 Come on. Come on! (GRUNTING) 1487 01:25:43,267 --> 01:25:45,102 Get your mitts off me! 1488 01:25:45,394 --> 01:25:46,812 I hate your whole family. 1489 01:25:47,647 --> 01:25:49,857 Oh, honey, come here. 1490 01:25:50,149 --> 01:25:51,567 I'm not like them. 1491 01:25:51,859 --> 01:25:52,818 I'm different. 1492 01:25:53,110 --> 01:25:54,278 I love you. 1493 01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:57,156 You said you love me? 1494 01:26:01,410 --> 01:26:02,495 BOTH: Yuck! 1495 01:26:09,627 --> 01:26:10,628 (EXPLOSION) 1496 01:26:15,174 --> 01:26:16,133 (BARKING) 1497 01:26:17,677 --> 01:26:18,719 Yeah! 1498 01:26:19,011 --> 01:26:20,096 (FLATULENCE) 1499 01:26:25,976 --> 01:26:27,645 Nippy! (BARKING) 1500 01:26:28,187 --> 01:26:30,439 Oh, my God! 1501 01:26:30,731 --> 01:26:31,649 (SAVED BY LOVE PERFORMED BY RIK EMMETT) 1502 01:26:31,941 --> 01:26:34,402 Saved by love Saved by love 1503 01:26:34,694 --> 01:26:38,155 I've been lonely way too long 1504 01:26:38,447 --> 01:26:42,368 I've been saved by love Saved by love 1505 01:26:42,660 --> 01:26:47,915 The miracle of love has set me free 1506 01:26:48,207 --> 01:26:52,795 Saved by love Lonely way too long 1507 01:26:53,963 --> 01:26:56,841 Saved by love Saved by love 1508 01:26:57,133 --> 01:27:00,761 And I know 1509 01:27:03,013 --> 01:27:04,682 Love won't let me 1510 01:27:04,974 --> 01:27:08,352 Love don't let me go 1511 01:27:08,644 --> 01:27:11,647 Saved by love Saved by love 1512 01:27:11,939 --> 01:27:15,401 I've been lonely way too long 1513 01:27:15,693 --> 01:27:19,155 I've been saved by love Saved by love 1514 01:27:19,447 --> 01:27:23,409 And I know 1515 01:27:25,327 --> 01:27:26,787 Love 1516 01:27:27,705 --> 01:27:30,124 Don't let me go 1517 01:27:31,959 --> 01:27:33,669 Whoa, no! 1518 01:27:47,892 --> 01:27:50,978 You came along and you rescued me 1519 01:27:51,270 --> 01:27:56,942 The miracle of love has set me free 1520 01:27:57,693 --> 01:28:00,362 Oh, set me free 1521 01:28:14,919 --> 01:28:18,088 Out on the borderline 1522 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:21,926 Somewhere between heart and mind 1523 01:28:22,218 --> 01:28:27,223 Just tryin' to make it through okay 1524 01:28:29,809 --> 01:28:33,103 Caught in a battleground 1525 01:28:33,395 --> 01:28:36,857 Resistance is wearing down 1526 01:28:37,149 --> 01:28:41,904 Just couldn't face another day 1527 01:28:43,072 --> 01:28:46,534 Oh, but then, you came my way 1528 01:28:46,826 --> 01:28:50,287 And I was saved by love Saved by love 1529 01:28:50,579 --> 01:28:53,999 I've been lonely way too long 1530 01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:57,753 I've been saved by love Saved by love 1531 01:28:58,045 --> 01:29:00,923 And I know 1532 01:29:03,509 --> 01:29:06,679 This love won't let me go 1533 01:29:14,478 --> 01:29:17,314 Facing the world alone 1534 01:29:17,606 --> 01:29:21,527 Out there in the great unknown 1535 01:29:21,819 --> 01:29:26,031 But every turn just turns out wrong 1536 01:29:29,118 --> 01:29:31,495 And then you came along 1537 01:29:31,787 --> 01:29:36,625 When hope and faith were almost gone 1538 01:29:36,917 --> 01:29:42,423 You gave me the strength to carry on 1539 01:29:42,715 --> 01:29:46,135 You were the one that I could count upon 1540 01:29:46,427 --> 01:29:49,889 And I was saved by love Saved by love 1541 01:29:50,180 --> 01:29:53,601 I've been lonely way too long 1542 01:29:53,893 --> 01:29:57,354 I was saved by love Saved by love 1543 01:29:57,646 --> 01:30:00,941 And I know 1544 01:30:03,569 --> 01:30:04,945 Love 1545 01:30:05,946 --> 01:30:09,074 Don't let me go 1546 01:30:10,284 --> 01:30:11,785 Whoa, no! 1547 01:30:14,872 --> 01:30:17,750 Saved by love Saved by love 1548 01:30:18,042 --> 01:30:21,045 I've been lonely way too long 1549 01:30:26,091 --> 01:30:29,219 Came along and you rescued me 1550 01:30:29,511 --> 01:30:34,141 The miracle of love has set me free